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  • Butterball
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    Could Pacquaio ever truly compete with Mayweather...

    ... when it came to being sexy?

    Pacquaio - or "Ping Ping" as his fans call him - is growing on me, I'll admit. Those sinew-laden pecs, the cheeky boyish grin, the 70s pimp moustache and the 1930s centre parting. He's got it all going on.

    But look at this toned, shiny black muscle and handsome face, combined with trademark Fat Yank unnatural white teeth:



    I don't actually have Floyd in my P4P dish top ten, but he's CLOSE.
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    #2
    Hell no.

    Floyd is in my top 5.

    Look at that smooth skin.

    Look at that boyishly handsome face.

    Look at that muscle tone.

    Look at those ungodly white teeth.

    His smile makes my legs weak.

    His shoulder roll takes my breath away.

    And the way he cries after every fight makes the blood rush to my ****, stretching it to it's very limits.

    (No ****.)

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    • -MAKAVELLI-
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      #3
      this is the first thread that butterball has made me laugh

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        #4
        His teeth really are unnatural, aren't they?

        I struggle to decide whether or not I should get my teeth Fat Yanked, you know.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Butterball
          His teeth really are unnatural, aren't they?

          I struggle to decide whether or not I should get my teeth Fat Yanked, you know.
          I don't know how he does it.

          It's like he gargles Clorox bleach.

          Imagine those pearly whites and those wet, full lips wrapped around your meaty member.

          (No ****.)

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          • Butterball
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            #6
            Originally posted by Makavelli
            this is the first thread that butterball has made me laugh
            I try my best.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Butterball
              ... when it came to being sexy?

              Pacquaio - or "Ping Ping" as his fans call him - is growing on me, I'll admit. Those sinew-laden pecs, the cheeky boyish grin, the 70s pimp moustache and the 1930s centre parting. He's got it all going on.

              But look at this toned, shiny black muscle and handsome face, combined with trademark Fat Yank unnatural white teeth:



              I don't actually have Floyd in my P4P dish top ten, but he's CLOSE.
              Dude needs to start using roll on deodrant, dude embarrassed himself.

              Still though, he's a good looking fella. Like I said in another thread my Mother likes him.

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              • K-Nan
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                #8
                Originally posted by The_Bringer
                Hell no.

                Floyd is in my top 5.

                Look at that smooth skin.

                Look at that boyishly handsome face.

                Look at that muscle tone.

                Look at those ungodly white teeth.

                His smile makes my legs weak.

                His shoulder roll takes my breath away.

                And the way he cries after every fight makes the blood rush to my ****, stretching it to it's very limits.

                (No ****.)
                I'm ****ing DYING over here!!! LOL!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by K-Nan
                  I'm ****ing DYING over here!!! LOL!
                  You know that feeling you get when you're getting some new *****, and your **** is as hard as it's ever been?

                  You can literally feel your heart beating in it?

                  And the veins make it look like a road atlas because they're so swollen?

                  And it's so stiff that it kind of stings a bit?

                  That's how I get when Floyd crys.

                  It's a pleasurable type of pain.

                  (No ****.)

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