Poor Ricky Hatton.....

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  • ßringer
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    Poor Ricky Hatton.....

    ...He could've been the P4P #1, and posibly even the "Greatest of All Time" if only it hadn't been for:

    - Guinness
    - Luis Collazo nearly beating his ass in his American debut.
    - Jose Luis Castillo being a corpse by the time Hatton got his hands on him.
    - Joe Cortez working in cahoots with Floyd Mayweather Jr to screw him.
    - Billy Graham dropping the ball in the Mayweather fight.
    -Mayweather Sr's stops off at "Taco Bell" before training sessions.
    -Roger Mayweather infiltrating his camp like "Solid Snake" and gathering notes for the Pacquiao camp.
    - Lee Beard not actually having a beard.
    - His only fan being a fat ****** born with water on the brain.



    Who ARE 'ya!?!?!!
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    You gotta feel for fat Boy. He is the British inferior version of Fernando vargas.

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      #3
      Originally posted by The_Bringer
      ...He could've been the P4P #1, and posibly even the "Greatest of All Time" if only it hadn't been for:

      - Guinness
      - Luis Collazo nearly beating his ass in his American debut.
      - Jose Luis Castillo being a corpse by the time Hatton got his hands on him.
      - Joe Cortez working in cahoots with Floyd Mayweather Jr to screw him.
      - Billy Graham dropping the ball in the Mayweather fight.
      -Mayweather Sr's stops off at "Taco Bell" before training sessions.
      -Roger Mayweather infiltrating his camp like "Solid Snake" and gathering notes for the Pacquiao camp.
      - Lee Beard not actually having a beard.
      - His only fan being a fat ****** born with water on the brain.





      I was digging it up to that last line

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      • ßringer
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        #4
        Originally posted by GMitchell
        I was digging it up to that last line
        I kinda snuck that **** on 'ya, huh?

        C'mon. It's alright for everybody to laugh at Roach's parkinsons, Chico and other boxers beating their wives, Oscar's fishnets, Marquez probably being ****, Cotto plucking his eyebrows, Monzon's death, and all that other ****?

        But not Ricky's only fan?

        I bet you anything if he'd have been born without the water on the brain, he wouldn't be a fan of Ricky's.

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        • MR. V
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          #5
          the_bringer,


          all valid points except the ****** statement.

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            #6
            Lee Beard not actually having a beard - Won it or me Hahaha

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              #7
              Originally posted by JmtRyan
              Lee Beard not actually having a beard - Won it or me Hahaha
              It's true.

              He's rocking some raggedly stubble goatee or some ****.

              "Joe Dirt" has better facial hair.

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                #8
                Roger Mayweather would only be effective at infiltrating drug rings, he's just got the look of your local crackhead.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TRAVI$
                  Roger Mayweather would only be effective at infiltrating drug rings, he's just got the look of your local crackhead.
                  That's because he is your local crackhead.

                  Quite a funny motherfucker, though.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The_Bringer
                    - Luis Collazo nearly beating his ass in his American debut.
                    If your gonna state facts, make sure they are correct

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