The WAC PAC

[The Surgeon]

Benny u are one twisted S.O.B

[Obusv477]

Here's a quick contribution....

(Manny Pacquiao apology letter)

Dear Rickee,

Im berry berry sorry I hit you yor pace berry berry hard. Bepore fight I prayed really hard and asked God that u really did learn not to block shots wid yor phace. I guess u didn’t. How do u understand that Ployd Mayweather anyway? English is my second language but what language is that Ployd speeking? Come to think of it, I no understand wat da hell you say either. But I invite you come to the General Santos City renaming ceremony…they are renaming it Our Lord Manny Pacquiao City. pretty cool uh? Dee president of my country is also president of my fanclub and she thought that would be a cool idea. No hard feelings ok Rickee? We drink some San Miguel beer, play darts, sing karaoke,play some playstation…..we can play pightnite4 and I’ll even let yu beat me. Again Im berry berry sorry. Nuthin personal, we just doing our jobs. I just do my job a lot better than you.


Sincerely,

Manny Pacquiao

[MaD RoBoT]

here's a quick contribution....

(manny pacquiao apology letter)

dear rickee,

im berry berry sorry i hit you yor pace berry berry hard. Bepore fight i prayed really hard and asked god that u really did learn not to block shots wid yor phace. I guess u didn’t. How do u understand that ployd mayweather anyway? English is my second language but what language is that ployd speeking? Come to think of it, i no understand wat da hell you say either. But i invite you come to the general santos city renaming ceremony…they are renaming it our lord manny pacquiao city. Pretty cool uh? Dee president of my country is also president of my fanclub and she thought that would be a cool idea. No hard feelings ok rickee? We drink some san miguel beer, play darts, sing karaoke,play some playstation…..we can play pightnite4 and i’ll even let yu beat me. Again im berry berry sorry. Nuthin personal, we just doing our jobs. I just do my job a lot better than you.


Sincerely,

manny pacquiao

hahahahaha

[Benny Leonard]

added some more....


nice post obusv477

[BlackHat]

Hey Benny, how bout making another one for Floyd too?

[Obusv477]

(…excerpt from my future Manny Pac screenplay, ok im havin an insomniac episode)

At a dingy hole-in-da-wall bar in Manila, a man hits on a hot pinay jumping up and down amidst the Hatton postfight hysteria….

Rusty: Hello babeee…so u like that Manny Pakyow huh?

Hot Pinay: Oooh what I would do to that Manny Pakyow. Gimme 5 minutes with him and I will rock his world. He’s my pavorite!

(Rusty’s eyebrows rises and a wry smile break out on his face)

Rusty: What if I tell you that I knocked that foo out.

Hot Pinay: Nah uh….

Rusty: That’s right babeee, they say there’s only one Ricky Hatton, they should be singing there’s only one Rustico!

Hot Pinay: Ooh, you’re that Rustico? Rustico Torrecampo?

Rusty: That’s right…that Manny Packyow, that tricycle driver they call Pacman has been ducking me for 10 years. He knows whats up, he pees in his pants just thinking about me.

Hot Pinay: I thought you would be bigger.

Rusty: Don’t worry babe, I’m big where it counts (hehe…laughs)….so uh, umm u wanna see the fist that knocked out da great Pacman?

(Hot pinay sizes up Rustico up and down)

Hot Pinay: Are you sure you’re Rustico?

(Rustico pulls out his birth certificate and a laminated press clipping of PAc/Torrecampo fight from the mid 90’s)

Rusty: The one and only babeee, the one and only….

Hot Pinay: Oh what the hell ok lets go…..

[Obusv477]

If anybody wants to add or have me add some of my unedited ideas let me know. I just tried to keep it short so the ADHD kids would at least think about reading it so they could enjoy. Plus, some of my other ideas may be a bit over the top so I wasn't actually sure if I would be banned or flamed. Don't really care about being flamed but I enjoy my seat here. I'm just not sure everybody gets it so I hold back

keep 'em comin'. Let's keep this thread goin and have everyone contribute thier writing talents....this would be a good source of entertainment.

[cuzfozzy]

Benny Leonard You're Hired
to write the movie about Manny Pacquiao - rotfl