" I would like to start out by saying that the response to the new documentary about my life,"Tyson" has been overwhelmingly positive. But I want to go on record to straighten out some things a few bad apples have said about the movie. The NYC Movie Guru wrote, "Tyson simply doesn't provoke you enough intellectually." I just don't know how you can say that, Mr. Guru. I poured my heart and sould into this film to let you see what my world is like. I have flaws, but I only think my flaws make me more human. So, now I'm going to make you pay. I'm going to find out where your mother lives. I'm going to find her and I'm going to shove garbage up her ass and set fire to it. And then I'm going to put that fire out with my penis."

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