Trash Talking 101

[Kevin Jesus]

Me and my tall ass friend Benny are gonna box this Friday(He's 6' 2" i'm 5' 8"). Check it.


Benny (10:56:54 PM): i boxed some kid earlier i odeed on him and made him quit
Kev (10:57:06 PM): you want a piece of me? -_-
Kev (10:57:57 PM): what kid?
Kev (10:58:04 PM): 10 year olds don't count Benny
Kev (10:58:09 PM): pick on me u *****
Kev (10:58:15 PM): i'll knock you out
Benny (10:58:54 PM): lmaooo he was like 16
Kev (10:59:08 PM): u think cuz ur tall u got anything on me u freak of nature
Kev (10:59:17 PM): lol
Kev (10:59:22 PM): who was he
Kev (10:59:36 PM): how he quits against a ***** ass nigg like u
Kev (11:00:08 PM): I'll have u in ESPN as knock out of the year
Benny (11:00:21 PM): so get the ****ing gloves then *****
Kev (11:00:57 PM): I'd make your children's children feel the pain everytime i punch u
Benny (11:01:33 PM): you talk alot of good ****
Kev (11:02:02 PM): you dont want it with me Bengay
Benny (11:02:30 PM): so we out then
Kev (11:02:31 PM): all the work out in the world wouldn't save u from getting knocked out by me u little whore
Kev (11:02:52 PM): aight
Benny (11:03:15 PM): stop talking **** and lets go
Kev (11:03:16 PM): im'a send my spirit to box u and if u can beat it
Kev (11:03:19 PM): then u can box me
Kev (11:03:33 PM): na
Kev (11:03:42 PM): i'll send my shadow first
Benny returned at 11:05:06 PM.
Kev (11:06:01 PM): wouldn't u b embarrassed if a visually impaired, disabled, shorter, smaller guy like me, knocks u out?
Kev (11:07:28 PM): and i would knock u out thats the thing
Benny (11:07:32 PM): wouldnt you be embarrassed to walk outside after the pumbling im gonna do to your face
Benny went away at 11:07:42 PM.
Kev (11:09:13 PM): Lmao
Kev (11:09:47 PM): ur gf Shaily wouldn't even recognize u after im done with ur face
Benny (11:09:48 PM): exactly ***** laugh
Kev (11:10:07 PM): so lets go
Kev (11:10:11 PM): when do u want it
Kev (11:10:16 PM): u *****
Benny (11:10:27 PM): so lets get the scrappin
Kev (11:10:39 PM): im ready
Kev (11:10:49 PM): im gonna end u
Benny (11:10:51 PM): any day of the week
Kev (11:10:59 PM): its on
Benny (11:11:43 PM): wen?
Kev (11:12:37 PM): u tell me
Kev (11:12:40 PM): boxing is my life
Kev (11:12:45 PM): i wouldnt turn any day down
Kev (11:12:47 PM): any day
Kev (11:12:56 PM): let me know u *****
Benny (11:13:15 PM): friday
Kev (11:13:48 PM): its on
Kev (11:13:53 PM): u done
Kev (11:13:59 PM): ur life is over
Kev (11:14:05 PM): im gonna injure u
Kev (11:14:16 PM): ur boxing career is over
Benny (11:15:06 PM): hahaha keep dreaming jail bait
Kev (11:16:35 PM): u got it coming on friday
Benny (11:18:01 PM): so does your girl right after i whoop dat ass
Kev (11:18:26 PM): u mean shaily?
Kev (11:18:40 PM): its aight i dont mind sharing her
Benny (11:19:00 PM): lmfaooo




WARRR on Friday!

[Guest]

You need to listen to Tarver, Toney, and BHop to step your game up.

[FreshPrince]

That was worse than Bradley and Holt's trash talk, and almost as bad as Mayweather's.

[Kevin Jesus]

Lol come on guys give me a break this guy is bigger than me!

[Steak]

Lol come on guys give me a break this guy is bigger than me!

A legless midget is bigger than you, *****.

[Kevin Jesus]

A legless midget is bigger than you, *****.

[Guest]

Make your opponent fight you on his knees so it will be fair.


He he he j/k

[Steak]

tell him you had sex with his mom, and then show him a picture of your herpes as proof.
hell definately feel pwnt then.

and then add in that he shouldnt count his eggs before they hatch, just like Tim Bradley, because eggs hatch out of eggs.

[dugongpinoy]

Sounds like a 13 year old immature to me. No wonder ur threads are so childish. Grow up dude

[WarriorSoul]

Wow you're so cool, can I be your friend too?

I want to "lmfao" in real life just like your friend does..