Jesus Christ vs. Mayweather @ 140

[DrewWoodside]

You can't shoulder roll miracles, son.

Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight.

[QUISQUEYA]

Who ya got? I think Jesus takes it in a close decision.

Money May knocks that thorny crown right off his head.

[Jean28]

Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight.

But bringin the mesiah back could generate some real good PPV numbers... think about it.

[JR Rider]

Who has Jesus beaten, though?

[street bully]

Jesus was a fraud, and he was using performance enhancers through out his career. Floyd would put the goat harder to sleep.

[street bully]

Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight.

Jesus would never fight for a ***ish promoter.

[Jean28]

Jesus was a fraud, and he was using performance enhancers through out his career. Floyd would put the goat harder to sleep.

That explains the whole ressurection thing...damn.

[Steak]

Who has Jesus beaten, though?

uh, Satan maybe?

and you know Mayweather Sr used to be Satan's sparring partner, and Sr taught Jr all he learned in those sparring sessions with Satan. Jesus can easily deal with that style.

[Pullcounter]

floyd's not gonna let jesus resurrect his career by fighting him

[UnDeniable]

uh, Satan maybe?

and you know Mayweather Sr used to be Satan's sparring partner, and Sr taught Jr all he learned in those sparring sessions with Satan. Jesus can easily deal with that style.

True

Satan perfected the shoulder roll, but that didn't stop Jesus from breaking Satan's shoulder