What would you do if in Haye vs Wlad....

[J.R]

If the fight panned out like that, i would wank until my balls were drained.

Amen to that son. I can't ****in' wait i'm gonna be there 1st hand to see Haye walk thru that usless bum.

[P.WILL]

bute-andrade

[Sparked_1985]

I would **** myself, cry, and then finish off with a quick celebratory wank.

[Chunk..]

I would **** myself, cry, and then finish off with a quick celebratory wank.

Must good things that happen end in a good wank. It's just rounds things off nicely.

[Sparked_1985]

Must good things that happen end in a good wank. It's just rounds things off nicely.

I totally agree.

If your team wins a big game: have a wank

If your boxer wins a big match: have a wank

If you have just eaten a good sandwich: have a wank

If you have woken up thought you had work but then realised it's your day off: have a wank


I mean literally the only time not to have wank after something good has happened is after having actual sex. That's it. Otherwise, you're just losing at life.