Paul Williams vs. Vern Troyer

[rizkybizness]

Will Paul Williams give up his reach/height advantage and mix it up with Vern on the inside?

Tale of the Tape
Height:
Paul- 6'5 Vern- 2'8

Reach:
Paul- '82 Vern- '25

Weight
Paul- 154 lbs Vern- 53 lbs

[MANGLER]

Fight won't happen Riz. Pwill is gonna take on the Loch Ness Monster and KO him in his next fight. Loch Ness was duckin him, but they got the fight signed. Mr boat buyer will fight Troyer as his tuneup for his fight wit Strawberry Shortcake. That's a much more fair fight, cuz they are the exact same size. It's all true Riz. Flawless told me so homey.

[rizkybizness]

Fight won't happen Riz. Pwill is gonna take on the Loch Ness Monster and KO him in his next fight. Loch Ness was duckin him, but they got the fight signed. Mr boat buyer will fight Troyer as his tuneup for his fight wit Strawberry Shortcake. That's a much more fair fight, cuz they are the exact same size. It's all true Riz. Flawless told me so homey.

Vern's chest (expanded) is bigger than Floyd's.

[Xyei]

I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of them in the ring together. He might be able to catch Paul with an uppercut when he has to get on his knees to throw a punch at him.

[MANGLER]

Vern's chest (expanded) is bigger than Floyd's.

That and his farts carry more wind velocity. Mr boat buyer will start as the underdog for this fight. If he wins he should get full credit. And no excuses when he schools Troyer, haters. And after he beats Troyer and KO's Strawberry Shortcake, he will go down as #1 ATG. Period. Flawless has the inside scoop. Dude is highly intelligent and knows everything so I believe him.

[-EX-]

Fight won't happen Riz. Pwill is gonna take on the Loch Ness Monster and KO him in his next fight. Loch Ness was duckin him, but they got the fight signed. Mr boat buyer will fight Troyer as his tuneup for his fight wit Strawberry Shortcake. That's a much more fair fight, cuz they are the exact same size. It's all true Riz. Flawless told me so homey.

Hahahaha

[mellow_mood]

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[rizkybizness]

I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of them in the ring together. He might be able to catch Paul with an uppercut when he has to get on his knees to throw a punch at him.

that visual is hilarious

[rizkybizness]

That and his farts carry more wind velocity. Mr boat buyer will start as the underdog for this fight. If he wins he should get full credit. And no excuses when he schools Troyer, haters. And after he beats Troyer and KO's Strawberry Shortcake, he will go down as #1 ATG. Period. Flawless has the inside scoop. Dude is highly intelligent and knows everything so I believe him.

lmfaooooooooo

if i was good with photoshopping and all that **** id make a "screen shot" of the tale of the tape between these 2 legends.

[Burner]

I wonder if you guys know Pauls height is irrelevant since he RARELY fights tall....

If he just jabbed then went for the power shot like Klit punk azz does then youd have a point.

Paul comes to fight...not box.