Funny quotes from (any) boxers

[mickey malone]

Seeming as Tyson's quotes caused a few laughs thought I'd get everyone involved.. Here's a few to get the ball rolling...

"There are many fatalities in boxing, but none of them are serious"
Alan Minter

" I'll whoop you, I'll whoop ya brother, I'll whoop ya father & I'll even whoop ya mama to!"
James Toney to Chris Eubank

" Your just ignorant "
Eubanks Reply

" Gary Stretch? I'll hit him so hard, he'll be nicked for speeding!"
Nigel Benn

" They brought him over here to beat me up.. Jim Watt, Barry McGuigan, Jim Rossenthal.. You're all a load of hand jobs!

Benn (Immediately after beating McClellan & making a hand gesture with his gloved right hand.. This was on live TV)

" Get me Jesus Christ!" Joe Bugner " You're only saying that cos you know he's got bad hands" Hugh McKilvenny (writer)

" No way did that happen to me" Lennox Lewis after being sparked by HM

" The harder I train the luckier I get!" Willie Pastrano

" If you think that Harry, why don't you get in ring with him?"
Terry Downes to Harry Carpenter after being KO'd by Pastrano

" No white boy's ever gonna beat me" Bernard Hopkins

" I'd tear Daniel Day Lewis a new arsehole" Mickey Rourke

" Come on then, my son! Gloves off now!" Nigel Benn when Barclay called him a cheat after getting stopped in the 1st..

" Of course Andries has more experience than me! He's been knocked out & I haven't" Jeff Harding (he got KO'd in that one)

Sorry most of them are from the UK, but that's where I'm from.. Look forward to some side splitters! Regards MM

[Rich Jones Jr]

how about mike tyson when he says:

"i wish you had children so i could kick them in the head"

sick but funny

or

"i'll **** you till you love me"

also by mike tyson

[J.B.moneY.]

"i'll eat your children"-mike tyson

one of my favs

[Rich Jones Jr]

[Silencers]

Larry Holmes punched me and kicked me. He hit me! - Trevor Berbick

[a-raines21]

"when i beat kelly pavlik, i will bring hope to the hopeless, and i will show that injustice can truly be reversed in america" Bernard Hopkins

"Jermain Taylor is young, hes strong, but i refuse to lose to a guy that livs in Arkansas"
Bernard Hopkins

[leppard365]

Floyd mayweather after a reporter asks him if he would fight Junior Witter if he was in Ricky Hattons shoes:

'Who's Junior Witter? Is he even a boxer?'

Floyd Mayweather talking about Oscar:

'Hi my names Oscar. I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do th..YOU AINT GON' DO ****!'

Mike Tyson shouting to a reporter:

'I'll **** you til you love me ***g*t'

[The_Demon]

'ive seen george foreman shadow-boxing,and the shadow won'-muhammed ali

'if you ever dream of beating me,u better wake up and apologize'-ali

'my girlfriend boos me when we make love because she knows it turns me on'-hector camacho

'they voted joe the sexiest man in wales,and im second,cuz im his dad'-enzo calzaghe

'im going down so often these days you'd think i as in a blue movie'-john conteh

'its hard being black,u ever been black? i was black once,when i was poor'-larry holmes

'the chances of a lewis rematch r slim and none,and slims out of town'-don king

[FasTHarD]

“I will make $170million this year outside of boxing, without an endorsement deal. Mayweather promotions is the past, present, and future of sports Entertainment.”

Floyd Mayweather.

Maybe because of the boat of Horus.

[ChiRock773]

'my girlfriend boos me when we make love because she knows it turns me on'-hector camacho

lol ...that was good....