start a new fighting sport

**beecherhq** · 04-14-2009, 06:25 PM

Best thread ever.

**Fulcrum29** · 04-14-2009, 06:43 PM

Floyd Mayweather: Track Attack or Running Rage

you run around a track trying to escape from the attacker. When you're on offense you chase an attacker and try to beat the **** out of him as he's running away from you.

Manny Pacman Pacquaio's new sport: Geriatric Bloodsport

You see how many notches on your belt you can accumulate by killing as many over 40 or close to retirement age people as you can.

**pistol whip** · 04-14-2009, 06:46 PM

How about a Chris Arreola eat the fighter sport? Instead of trying to knock the other guy out you have to try and eat the other fighter?

**Fulcrum29** · 04-14-2009, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by pistol whip

How about a Chris Arreola eat the fighter sport? Instead of trying to knock the other guy out you have to try and eat the other fighter?

Emelianenko should have a whole new sport invented for him where other UFC bums have to tag team 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 to try to defeat him since it's obvious no one stands a chance against him in the traditional 1 on 1.

**pistol whip** · 04-14-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Fulcrum29

Emelianenko should have a whole new sport invented for him where other UFC bums have to tag team 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 to try to defeat him since it's obvious no one stands a chance against him in the traditional 1 on 1.

Nah the only way Fedor ever gets a real match is if they clone him and then he has a match with his clone.

**Fulcrum29** · 04-14-2009, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by pistol whip

Nah the only way Fedor ever gets a real match is if they clone him and then he has a match with his clone.

Either that or he fights Paul the Punisher Williams. Or Technoviking.

start a new fighting sport