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And so the sadsack Hayegans did flock to the Hayepole for to perform Gay-Haye fertility dances around it and swallow the *****ic hype in big globby mouthfuls.
"He's bringing excitement to the heavyweight division again"
"Haye will save heavyweight"
"Haye's speed will fuck Wladimir up" (Haye's speed is 2nd in the 'storied to death' rankings only to Pacquaio's)
"He's bringing sexyback y'all"
Am I the only fan of Haye who's beyond bored of all the partylines and polemic attached to his boxingscene.com bandwagon over the last 12 months?
Be honest, he hasn't done that much to support all the crap that gets spouted in his favor on here.
It's one thing for Haye to jizz his self-promo everywhere, but it's a whole other for fanboys and nutriders to willingly let it glaze their throats and carry on snowballing it to each other even long after the obvious gets S.P.E.L.L.E.D. out for them (that heroically saving the division comes a distant second to personal interest in Haye's list of priorities)
WLAD_OWNS moment, but Haye has done **** at heavy. He fasttracked his way to a shot he hasn't truly earned in the ring, so he should only get an according amount of respect for it, at least until he actually backs up his promise.
Don't some of you boosters ever get tired of hailing him the saviour of the division? What if, just say, he folds tenderly to Wlad? No fire. No brimstone. Just a look of panicked revelation crossing his face at the first stiff jab he feels, before being taken out brutally. Just say it happens. Won't some of you feel like ****heads? I can actually see Haye waking up from the KO in my mind, with that "where am I?" look plastered on his dopey mug.
I was excited about the prospect of a Haye heavyweight campaign this time last year, but so far it's been a farcical study in rank mis-management. And as for the crap on here, I'm damn near supporting Wlad at this stage, just to see him shut some of the wankers riding Haye's nuts up.
"He's bringing excitement to the heavyweight division again"
"Haye will save heavyweight"
"Haye's speed will fuck Wladimir up" (Haye's speed is 2nd in the 'storied to death' rankings only to Pacquaio's)
"He's bringing sexyback y'all"
Am I the only fan of Haye who's beyond bored of all the partylines and polemic attached to his boxingscene.com bandwagon over the last 12 months?
Be honest, he hasn't done that much to support all the crap that gets spouted in his favor on here.
It's one thing for Haye to jizz his self-promo everywhere, but it's a whole other for fanboys and nutriders to willingly let it glaze their throats and carry on snowballing it to each other even long after the obvious gets S.P.E.L.L.E.D. out for them (that heroically saving the division comes a distant second to personal interest in Haye's list of priorities)
WLAD_OWNS moment, but Haye has done **** at heavy. He fasttracked his way to a shot he hasn't truly earned in the ring, so he should only get an according amount of respect for it, at least until he actually backs up his promise.
Don't some of you boosters ever get tired of hailing him the saviour of the division? What if, just say, he folds tenderly to Wlad? No fire. No brimstone. Just a look of panicked revelation crossing his face at the first stiff jab he feels, before being taken out brutally. Just say it happens. Won't some of you feel like ****heads? I can actually see Haye waking up from the KO in my mind, with that "where am I?" look plastered on his dopey mug.
I was excited about the prospect of a Haye heavyweight campaign this time last year, but so far it's been a farcical study in rank mis-management. And as for the crap on here, I'm damn near supporting Wlad at this stage, just to see him shut some of the wankers riding Haye's nuts up.
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