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  • Originally posted by SRcrit View Post
    Why all the hate? i'm just a monster trying to make a living. that crossdressing photo i was in a weird place at the time, i was confused and curious.
    At least you're man enough to admit it FRAUD.\

    Hey Zilla, meet your biggest nuthuggers: Libido Sanchez, Makavelli, and BlackIrish.

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    • Originally posted by dans01234 View Post
      At least you're man enough to admit it FRAUD.\

      Hey Zilla, meet your biggest nuthuggers: Libido Sanchez, Makavelli, and BlackIrish.

      i'm not ashamed of my past its made me a better monster because of it. and i know all my nuthuggers they keep me warm while i'm at the bottom of the ocean. do you know how many nut huggers it takes when just one of your balls is the size of your mama. alot...

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      • Originally posted by SRcrit View Post
        i'm not ashamed of my past its made me a better monster because of it. and i know all my nuthuggers they keep me warm while i'm at the bottom of the ocean. do you know how many nut huggers it takes when just one of your balls is the size of your mama. alot...
        Your hot. Just wanted you to know that.

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        • Godzilla?what the..

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          • Originally posted by blackirish137 View Post
            and for your information, Steele had no idea what condition Godzilla was in, because they were fighting in the water at the time of the stoppage, and black people cant swim! Theres no way he could have known if Godzilla was in any condition to continue or not!
            CLEARLY, Dr. Evil paid off Steele to get the BS stoppage.
            Here is an article that was published early this year. As you can see by the date, this story was overshawdowed by the Margarito handwrap scandal which got all the media attention.

            King Kon groupies (ahem, dans) please read this...



            MADMAN CHARGED WITH FIXING 'ZILLA'S FATE

            by Rupert Pupkin

            Published: Sunday, January 25, 2009

            LONDON, England — Global threat Dr. Evil was arrested last night on charges that he used "malicious intent" to successfully sabotage the outcome of the monsterboxing classic match between Godzilla and King Kong nearly 35 years ago.

            Evil, the 57-year old supervillain and fight promoter also known as "Dougie" in the monsterboxing fraternity, was still in his early 20s when his surly and strong fighter, Kong, matched up against pound-for-pound great Godzilla, or "Zilla" as his loving fans refer to him. Zilla was an astonishing 4-to-1 favorite going into the match against the "Simian Psycho," as Kong was nicknamed then. While details are still vague, reports have surfaced that Evil is accused of paying off referee Richard Steele before the fight to insure a King Kong victory so that a large bet that Evil had placed on his underdog would pay off in the millions.

            "Mr. Evil has denied all allegations, but we have gotten confessions from some of his cronies," said a police spokesperson who did not want to be identified.

            Sources say that two disgruntled former Evil henchman, Fat Bastard, 55, and Random Task, 52, are the informants. Bastard was a fringe Sumo wrestler in Japan at the time of the incident while Task, who also lived in Tokyo, was studying origami before allegedly becoming an errand boy for the Yakuza. The plot to fix "The Thrilla With Zilla" match, which took place on October 1, 1974 in Okinawa, Japan, is believed to originally have involved the use of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads that would be used to stop Godzilla during the fight.

            However, when this tactic proved too difficult, Evil, with the help of Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos, managed to set off a volcanic eruption from nearby Monster Island which triggered a massive tidal wave in the Pacifc Ocean, causing significant portions of the fight between Godzilla and King Kong to occur under water. Referee Steele infamously halted the bout with only two seconds left in the 15th Round when Godzilla was dramatically dropped after spending most of the fight brutalizing King Kong. Steele claimed that because Godzilla didn't respond to his questions that the green giant was unable to continue while Zilla has always maintained he had water in his ears and couldn't hear the ref. The controversial move by Steele has been debated ever since by monsterboxing fans.

            It is still unclear exactly how Evil and Marcos were able to make a volcano explode, or if they even did. Evil has made no comment, but his lawyers insist that their client is innocent.

            "These type of allegations are nothing new for Dr. Evil, unfortunately," said attorney Raoul Gonzo. "My client has no comment, but rest assured, these claims are ludicrous."

            Evil's time in the boxing game has always been plagued by controversy. He was accused of routinely disrupting PPV satellite feeds of rival promotional companies throughout the 1980s resulting in the loss of billions in revenue for his competitors. Evil was also continuously questioned on whether he obtained the rights to promote and manage Kong illegally, with some boxing experts going so far as accusing Evil of the more serious charge of monster trafficking. (King Kong was famously plucked from the jungles of Skull Island.) Nothing, however, was ever proven in court.

            Evil, who was released on his own recognizance, is due in court next week. Some feel, though, that Dr. Evil will use this opportunity to flee.

            "Dr. Evil is a scumbag," said trainer Johnny Sokko, who was in Godzilla's corner during the colossal reptilian's first comeback in the late-'70s. "It wouldn't surprise me if he disappeared, he can afford to do that. He has all the money in the world and a large chunk of that came from ripping off brave warriors."

            Regardless of the outcome, this incident is undoubtedly another large stain on monsterboxing. "It's not good, " said Sokko. "It's not good at all."

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            • Originally posted by SRcrit View Post
              Why all the hate? i'm just a monster trying to make a living. that crossdressing photo i was in a weird place at the time, i was confused and curious.
              Everybody knows Zilla retired in Hawaii, but it's gonna take more than an avatar pic to convince us it's really you. (You must have missed the April Fool's joke when half the people on NSB thought they were actually talking to Chris Arreola.)

              Just like any "chick" that comes on here, there's a good chance that "she's" really a he. Who's to say you're really Godzilla? We're gonna have to see some proof you're actually who you say you are, buddy.

              P.S. Quit talking about your balls. No one wants to hear it, sicko.

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              • Originally posted by Libido Sanchez View Post
                Here is an article that was published early this year. As you can see by the date, this story was overshawdowed by the Margarito handwrap scandal which got all the media attention.

                King Kon groupies (ahem, dans) please read this...



                MADMAN CHARGED WITH FIXING 'ZILLA'S FATE

                by Rupert Pupkin

                Published: Sunday, January 25, 2009

                LONDON, England — Global threat Dr. Evil was arrested last night on charges that he used "malicious intent" to successfully sabotage the outcome of the monsterboxing classic match between Godzilla and King Kong nearly 35 years ago.

                Evil, the 57-year old supervillain and fight promoter also known as "Dougie" in the monsterboxing fraternity, was still in his early 20s when his surly and strong fighter, Kong, matched up against pound-for-pound great Godzilla, or "Zilla" as his loving fans refer to him. Zilla was an astonishing 4-to-1 favorite going into the match against the "Simian Psycho," as Kong was nicknamed then. While details are still vague, reports have surfaced that Evil is accused of paying off referee Richard Steele before the fight to insure a King Kong victory so that a large bet that Evil had placed on his underdog would pay off in the millions.

                "Mr. Evil has denied all allegations, but we have gotten confessions from some of his cronies," said a police spokesperson who did not want to be identified.

                Sources say that two disgruntled former Evil henchman, Fat Bastard, 55, and Random Task, 52, are the informants. Bastard was a fringe Sumo wrestler in Japan at the time of the incident while Task, who also lived in Tokyo, was studying origami before allegedly becoming an errand boy for the Yakuza. The plot to fix "The Thrilla With Zilla" match, which took place on October 1, 1974 in Okinawa, Japan, is believed to originally have involved the use of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads that would be used to stop Godzilla during the fight.

                However, when this tactic proved too difficult, Evil, with the help of Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos, managed to set off a volcanic eruption from nearby Monster Island which triggered a massive tidal wave in the Pacifc Ocean, causing significant portions of the fight between Godzilla and King Kong to occur under water. Referee Steele infamously halted the bout with only two seconds left in the 15th Round when Godzilla was dramatically dropped after spending most of the fight brutalizing King Kong. Steele claimed that because Godzilla didn't respond to his questions that the green giant was unable to continue while Zilla has always maintained he had water in his ears and couldn't hear the ref. The controversial move by Steele has been debated ever since by monsterboxing fans.

                It is still unclear exactly how Evil and Marcos were able to make a volcano explode, or if they even did. Evil has made no comment, but his lawyers insist that their client is innocent.

                "These type of allegations are nothing new for Dr. Evil, unfortunately," said attorney Raoul Gonzo. "My client has no comment, but rest assured, these claims are ludicrous."

                Evil's time in the boxing game has always been plagued by controversy. He was accused of routinely disrupting PPV satellite feeds of rival promotional companies throughout the 1980s resulting in the loss of billions in revenue for his competitors. Evil was also continuously questioned on whether he obtained the rights to promote and manage Kong illegally, with some boxing experts going so far as accusing Evil of the more serious charge of monster trafficking. (King Kong was famously plucked from the jungles of Skull Island.) Nothing, however, was ever proven in court.

                Evil, who was released on his own recognizance, is due in court next week. Some feel, though, that Dr. Evil will use this opportunity to flee.

                "Dr. Evil is a scumbag," said trainer Johnny Sokko, who was in Godzilla's corner during the colossal reptilian's first comeback in the late-'70s. "It wouldn't surprise me if he disappeared, he can afford to do that. He has all the money in the world and a large chunk of that came from ripping off brave warriors."

                Regardless of the outcome, this incident is undoubtedly another large stain on monsterboxing. "It's not good, " said Sokko. "It's not good at all."

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                • Originally posted by dans01234 View Post

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                  • It's such a shame. If this man just wanted it, he could have been an ATG. His lack of devotion and refusal to do road work forced him into weight divisions he could not dominate in. One of the biggests wastes of talent of all time.

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                    • Originally posted by dans01234 View Post
                      It's such a shame. If this man just wanted it, he could have been an ATG. His lack of devotion and refusal to do road work forced him into weight divisions he could not dominate in. One of the biggests wastes of talent of all time.

                      No that's just George Foreman up there.

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