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  • #21
    Originally posted by Sparked_1985 View Post
    Prescott: A beast


    At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'

    Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'

    Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.

    When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
    funny **** man!!

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    • #22
      Originally posted by barry big balz View Post
      funny **** man!!
      I think I cracked myself up more than anybody else. lol

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Sparked_1985 View Post
        Prescott: A beast


        At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'

        Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'

        Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.

        When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
        that was a beautiful piece, sparked.

        my favorite was the "head of a bison" part.

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        • #24
          Good one sparked!

          But I have to toss in this observation/question: Looks to me like the guy is an easy sell: good record, power... It's difficult to understand why it took five months for him to get from the Khan win to his next fight (vs. Humberto Toledo, in Feb.). Who promotes/manages him?
          Last edited by grayfist; 03-15-2009, 10:40 PM.

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          • #25
            Originally posted by Sparked_1985 View Post
            Prescott: A beast


            At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'

            Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'

            Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.

            When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
            lol..............................

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            • #26
              When talkin about lightweight, the two most annoying names to hear are Guzman and Valereo. Neither are even doin ****, or done ****, lol I can't stand seein those ****in names.

              As for Prescott and the rest of the actual lightweights that plan on staying and have proven themselves, they're the ones that need to square off. Prescott should go up against Antillon or Peterson, since Prescott doesn't really seem like a fighter that will hold it down. Antillon and Peterson really need a fight like this because no one is even talkin about em at all when it comes to lightweight. Everyone's just obsessed with seein the dumbest fights, I mean Valereo and Guzman!? lol Neither of em have done ****.

              Now Antillon or Peterson gettin a shot at the guy that beat Khan, will do good for both.

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              • #27
                He is a nobody imo!!! He will lose to 90% of the top fighters in his division!!!

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by Sparked_1985 View Post
                  .....He's 8'7?
                  The tallest fighter in the universe?

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by kadyo View Post
                    The tallest fighter in the universe?
                    Almost! Ali Funeka is 9 foot.



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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by S a m u r a i View Post
                      Almost! Ali Funeka is 9 foot.
                      Ali Funeka: 'The Giraffe'

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