Commentators - the truth

[Butterball]

Col Bob Sheridan - slightly senile now, but still the man.

Larry Merchant - Merchant's only problem is that he takes eighteen years to finish a single sentence. I rate the grey old ****.

Lampley - a brain-dead HBO yes man, nothing that comes out of his mouth isn't PR agenda.

Kellerman - A googly-eyed ****e-spouting fanboy who needs to stfu.

Lederman - a Eunuch.

Ian Darke - Can get OTT and overhypes what he sees.

Jim Watt - I learned he was "English" tonight. He can talk sense at times, but be a pain in the arse at others.

Richie Woodall - Believe youandme, peach of a punch, believe youandme, believe youandme, believe youandme.

Glenn McCrory - One of the best ones I think. He's not too much of a ****.

The Showtime Fat Yanks - these ain't bad. Some of the best ones.

Lennox: Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm... definitely. A ****sexual Jamaican with a vaccuum in his head.

Duke McKenzie - a complete fuck knuckle.

Steve Holdsworth - LEGEND

[dnfisher]

Don't forget Bob Papas from HBO BAD. Half the time it seems like he has no idea what he's talking about.

[Guest]

Thanks for making this thread.

This gives me another chance to say that Jim Lampley is a drama queen and a phony who doesn't even really like boxing and couldn't call a 1-2 if he was sitting on the toilet doing both.

[Butterball]

Don't forget Bob Papas from HBO BAD. Half the time it seems like he has no idea what he's talking about.

I forgot Teddy Atlas. he's the worst of the lot, cos he don't give it a ****ing rest.

You're watching the fight and he's on it non-stop going:

"da udda guy ought to throw da right hand over da top. He's given him da oppatoonity."

"da udda guy ought to throw da right hand over da top. He's given him da oppatoonity."

"da udda guy ought to throw da right hand over da top. He's given him da oppatoonity."

"da udda guy ought to throw da right hand over da top. He's given him da oppatoonity."


OKAY I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

[PittyPat]

Man, I feel the hate for Lennox and he is a bit ****... but fuckin hell, don't leave out George Foreman!

"If he throw da combanation... if he jus' throwwww da combanation..."

[Butterball]

Big George can **** off a little, but he's retired now, no?

[STEELHEAD]

ah ha ha ha...
have foreman, roy jones and
mayweather sr. commentate. then you cracker barrells
on the otherside of the pond will understand even less buttball.
you'll need an interpiter.

[STEELHEAD]

you should thank me juy. me and my alts
voted to get you unbanned...........................

[STEELHEAD]

you should thank me juy. me and my alts
voted to get you unbanned...........................

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=253600

[C.Y.]

dont forget lame ass emanuel steward.. " oh he reminds of sugar ray leonard and tommy hearns " or "kelly pavlik punches just as hard as marvin hagler" or "i give baldomir a very good chance to beat mayweather, this should be his toughest test" or "i would actually favor sharmba mitchell over mayweather"