Miguel Cotto would never lose to a black man.

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  • Spacey1991
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    #41
    Originally posted by !!Black Mamba
    See, I managed to be racist AND gay at the same time.
    Wow, you got skills if you can pull that one off!

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    • K-Nan
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      #42
      Originally posted by The_Bringer
      I read on Dan Rafael's notebook that the live version of Cotto/Margarito was actually a taped broadcast.

      Apparently in the actual live version, as Cotto took his knee, his mammoth **** slithered it's way out of his trunks and skid scross the canvas, like a firehouse when the water is turned on.

      HBO saved the footage, they're going to air it in it's raw form in their next late night special "Sexo Urbano : Cotto's Superhuman ****".
      Yeah. Bert Sugar is narrating it.















































































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      • K-Nan
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        #43
        Originally posted by TRAVI$
        NSB is fucked beyond recognition, guys
        Welcome to '07, Trav.

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        • ßringer
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          #44
          Originally posted by K-Nan
          Yeah. Bert Sugar is narrating it.
















































































          I can hear it now........

          Here you see Cotto begining to wear thin : Like a marathon runner entering the final stretch : His legs, like jelly. His **** hath betrayed him, his mammoth member is too meaty for his own good. This fight will be decided by neither man, nor the judges, nor the referee : It's the 4th man in the ring who will decide this outcome : Cotto's giant 16lbs sweaty schlong.

          As the Puerto Rican warrior willing goes down to one knee, here you can see his **** unfurl and lay upon the mat : stretched out in all of it's glory. If you were to measure it, it would likely be a 3 footer. It's swollen, massive, gargantuan in size. It completely dwarfs any **** in the history of boxing.

          This is more epic than Oscar's pubes being revealed at the Trinidad weigh in. This is something special : Something to be marveled.

          Cotto's **** is bigger than all of the wonders in the world put together. It's no wonder the brave fighter is drained, and cannot continue.
          Too much?

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          • NAPO
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            #45
            Originally posted by The_Bringer
            I can hear it now........



            Too much?
            you really know who to make somebody's day.

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            • K-Nan
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              #46
              Originally posted by The_Bringer
              I can hear it now........



              Too much?
              LMAO!

              That is exactly the eloquent way that Sugar would put it.. Well done.

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              • Jone2ts
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                #47
                LMAO this is great...but how is Zab jealous of Cotto when Cotto kept touching Zab's prick through the whole fight?

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                • Milkyway12
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                  #48
                  Originally posted by jone2ts
                  lmao this is great...but how is zab jealous of cotto when cotto kept touching zab's prick through the whole fight?
                  hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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                    #49
                    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB0gD6O_Ak[/youtube]

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                    • ßringer
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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Jone2ts
                      LMAO this is great...but how is Zab jealous of Cotto when Cotto kept touching Zab's prick through the whole fight?
                      Don't you get it? That was the ultimate insult. Cotto knew Zab had a little ****, that didn't cover his balls. So he tapped him there twice to prove it.

                      If Zab would've tried the same against Miguel, he would've pulled back a broken hand thanks to Cotto's massive member.

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