Miguel Cotto would never lose to a black man.
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I read on Dan Rafael's notebook that the live version of Cotto/Margarito was actually a taped broadcast.
Apparently in the actual live version, as Cotto took his knee, his mammoth **** slithered it's way out of his trunks and skid scross the canvas, like a firehouse when the water is turned on.
HBO saved the footage, they're going to air it in it's raw form in their next late night special "Sexo Urbano : Cotto's Superhuman ****".
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I can hear it now........
Here you see Cotto begining to wear thin : Like a marathon runner entering the final stretch : His legs, like jelly. His **** hath betrayed him, his mammoth member is too meaty for his own good. This fight will be decided by neither man, nor the judges, nor the referee : It's the 4th man in the ring who will decide this outcome : Cotto's giant 16lbs sweaty schlong.
As the Puerto Rican warrior willing goes down to one knee, here you can see his **** unfurl and lay upon the mat : stretched out in all of it's glory. If you were to measure it, it would likely be a 3 footer. It's swollen, massive, gargantuan in size. It completely dwarfs any **** in the history of boxing.
This is more epic than Oscar's pubes being revealed at the Trinidad weigh in. This is something special : Something to be marveled.
Cotto's **** is bigger than all of the wonders in the world put together. It's no wonder the brave fighter is drained, and cannot continue.Comment
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If Zab would've tried the same against Miguel, he would've pulled back a broken hand thanks to Cotto's massive member.Comment
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