In response to the what Calzaghe's resume SHOULD have looked like thread...

[bsrizpac]

Some nights you get a fight so dull that all you can do is reflect on the possible **********a of the sport.

I used to get told off by a girl I worked with for buying boxing magazines... I tend to find that a lot of girls don't like men punching each other into unconsciousness.

But if she moaned too much I'd flop open a page with Haye's pic on and she's shut up a bit.

I think UFC would work better for you in this regard. Way more dry humping.

[Butterball]

Too violent for me... I prefer just watching the showboating and the post-bout interviews really.

[bsrizpac]

Too violent for me... I prefer just watching the showboating and the post-bout interviews really.

Too violent? They stop those things after one knockdown.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

STOP THE PRESSES!

bsrizpac makes a Calzaghe thread.....lol

[Butterball]

Too violent? They stop those things after one knockdown.

I dunno man, they seem a bit scary those guys.

[bsrizpac]

STOP THE PRESSES!

bsrizpac makes a Calzaghe thread.....lol

Stop the presses: super stalker ****** follows me around. LOL

[Butterball]

What was the censored? You can't even say **** ****** on here these days.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Stop the presses: super stalker ****** follows me around. LOL

Werent you banned? I noticed a distinct lack of Calzaghe threads recently.....lol

[bsrizpac]

Werent you banned? I noticed a distinct lack of Calzaghe threads recently.....lol

Yeah just trying to feed your stalker ****sexual obsession, Mr. limp ****.

[bsrizpac]

What was the censored? You can't even say **** ****** on here these days.

It was slang for Dirk takes it up the ass.