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  • THe TRiNiTY
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    ..What Would Your Boxing Moniker Be?...

    I know this has been done before, but so has your girlfriend or wife (honestly, that's most likely the case) and that hasn't stopped you so far.

    So, what would yours be?

    Keep in mind, no surprise her, Kid Loser has already been taken. Check boxrec.com for that one. That's an obvious one, though.

    Mine would be The Technician or something along those lines.
  • The Gambler1981
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    I always like including your hometown in your nickname.

    Thomas "The Motor City Cobra" Hearns is one of my all time favorites


    "The Detroit Assassin"

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    • Sparked_1985
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      'The Complete Bum'

      Hopefully I'd be good and everyone would take me lightly.

      Along the same lines : 'The Tiny dancer' or something equally gay

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      • ИATAS
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        #4
        sugar packet or bag of sugar.

        Or maybe

        "Tomato Can Tom"

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        • phallus
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          #5
          ......Jigsaw

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          • BrendanWoodside
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            #6
            Mine would be The Fart Hammer

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            • THe TRiNiTY
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              #7
              I'd want a name that rhymed with my last name, Calderon....

              Closest I got was collarbone. Which, doesn't really elicit fear.

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              • Sparked_1985
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                #8
                How about - The ****up

                Hopkins should have had Soapy, lets face it, nothing is scarier than **** ****.

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                • THe TRiNiTY
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrendanWoodside
                  Mine would be The Fart Hammer
                  There's a gay **** by that name.




                  Ask me how I know if you want, but the story gets very gay.

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                    Chang "The China Chinned" Chinaman

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