Boxer nicknames that just dont fit

**MANGLER** · 02-20-2009, 08:02 AM

"Killer" Kermit Cintron

**Sparked_1985** · 02-20-2009, 08:04 AM

Joshua 'The Hitter' Clottey

WTF is that, it doesn't rhyme, there is no assonance. It's crap.

Joshua 'Potty' Clottey would be better.

**T.M.C** · 02-20-2009, 08:05 AM

Breidis 'Braidys' Prescott

James 'Chunky' Degale

**PittyPat** · 02-20-2009, 08:05 AM

Galaxxy Warrior, my ass. I haven't seen such a haggard, worn out face in a long time. A real galaxy warrior would look fresh and baby-faced.

Like Floyd.

Originally posted by Testdead

Carl "Cobra" Froch.

I guess his low arms kinda look like cobras... with how they, uh... flail around... no defence... y'know?

Fuck it, you're right.

**ALT=_=Assassin** · 02-20-2009, 08:05 AM

Kelly "The Ghost" Pavlik

A ghost would be difficult to hit and not the defenseless hype job, that is Pavlik.

**GP27** · 02-20-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by Sparked_1985

Joshua 'The Hitter' Clottey

WTF is that, it doesn't rhyme, there is no assonance. It's crap.

Joshua 'Potty' Clottey would be better.

I hate all nicknames that have puncher, hitter, hitman, the fist, punchman, etc

God it is almost like Kobe "the basketball player" bryant

**SonOfCuba** · 02-20-2009, 08:06 AM

Ruslan "White Tyson" Chagaev

**Sparked_1985** · 02-20-2009, 08:07 AM

Ricardo 'El Matador' Mayorga.

Well maybe, if the Matador just stood in front of the bull and let him run at him.

**Texanballer** · 02-20-2009, 08:08 AM

Fast Eddie Chambers

Boxer nicknames that just dont fit