If cartoons boxed? Who would you want to see?

[GP27]

I would love to see peter griffin vs Homer simpson.

I am curious as to who would win? Let's break down and create a tale of the tape. lol

Eating abilities - who eats more
Drinking abilities - who can drink more
Weight - how weight "weigh" in
Experience - how long the show has been on
Speed - who is faster
Hilarity - who is funnier
Wit - wittier
Popularity - what show is more popular

Add other attributes and discuss.

lol, this is ridiculous

[a-raines21]

afro samurai vs raruni kenshin

[ALT=_=Assassin]

If Spinach is legal to eat during the rest in between rounds I would favor Popeye over any other cartoon character in history.

[Derranged]

Quagmire from Family Guy vs. Lenny from the Simpsons.