Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
Though you had gotton old
You had the grace to decide yourself
While NSB morons trolled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they all had **** for brains
They said you were a windmill
And they gave you derogatory nick names
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Being great was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Wales created a superstar
You'll always be a dish, even when you haven't shaved
Even when you retired
Oh the morons still hounded you
They said you weren't a dish
Even though those same morons
Would have pounded you
Can anyone deny this?
Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
From the young man wanking in the 22nd row
Who sees you as extremely sexual
Super sexy, Super Joe
This needs to be published in Joe Calzaghe's new biography. It explains his whole existence on boxing scene with just a few bars of poetry.....
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