Is having a mullet an unfair advantage?

[nathan_nall]

didnt tszyu have a mullet for a while?

Maybe... I know he had a rat tail for several years... which is completely unsanitary.

[Bad~JuJu]

C'mon now everyone, we can't be dismissive of the facts.
Truth be told, there are many derivatives of the "mullet".
I.E. The Wisconsin Waterfall, The Nashville Nest, and of course what Margarito has,
The Infamous Rat Tail. My opinion is that they should be banned from boxing,
It is truly an unfair advantage when the opponent has to look at such a glorious and epic head of hair, truly the envy can become overwhelming and distracting. LOL LOL LOL

[The Texican]

The laughing causes multiple contractions of the abdominals, which uses up glycogen storage and sodium and potassium. Hence, weakening the midsection without ever investing a single punch to the body, the wearer of the mullett, which is band in 47 countries except on animals, has an unfair advantage and one helluva neck rash.

[nathan_nall]

C'mon now everyone, we can't be dismissive of the facts.
Truth be told, there are many derivatives of the "mullet".
I.E. The Wisconsin Waterfall, The Nashville Nest, and of course what Margarito has,
The Infamous Rat Tail. My opinion is that they should be banned from boxing,
It is truly an unfair advantage when the opponent has to look at such a glorious and epic head of hair, truly the envy can become overwhelming and distracting. LOL LOL LOL

****... this post is epic! If this post were a little person, it would have a mullet and a tatoo of Mr. T

[nathan_nall]

The laughing causes multiple contractions of the abdominals, which uses up glycogen storage and sodium and potassium. Hence, weakening the midsection without ever investing a single punch to the body, the wearer of the mullett, which is band in 47 countries except on animals, has an unfair advantage and one helluva neck rash.

You see... there is a science to it. Your research will inspire countless future generations.

[Margacheato]

The lack of a mullet was my downfall.

[Bad~JuJu]

Everyone has been mislead, it's not the hand wraps being investigated.
All along it's been the Rat Tail, Marg tried sneaking it past all of us.
Take a look back at the Cintron fight, his hair started as a hybrid faux hawk tail thing and gradually mutated into the Rat Tail we have all come to recognize. The psychological effects are apparent on Marg's victims even months after the fight, Cotto for example recognized the advantage of the Mullet/Rat Tail
and in attempt to rival or one up Marg he proceeded to get an even more distracting but legal accessory, the tribal tattoo.

[nathan_nall]

Everyone has been mislead, it's not the hand wraps being investigated.
All along it's been the Rat Tail, Marg tried sneaking it past all of us.
Take a look back at the Cintron fight, his hair started as a hybrid faux hawk tail thing and gradually mutated into the Rat Tail we have all come to recognize. The psychological effects are apparent on Marg's victims even months after the fight, Cotto for example recognized the advantage of the Mullet/Rat Tail
and in attempt to rival or one up Marg he proceeded to get an even more distracting but legal accessory, the tribal tattoo.

I question the lack of sanitation that the Rat Tail brings into the ring. I mean, first they allow Rat Tails, then they allow Tommy Morrison to fight once again. Whats next, boxing gloves covered in the plague? This has to end, and it needs to begin with state athletic boards enforcing a strict NO RAT TAIL stipulation before each bout.