Boxing Phrases Ur Likely Never To Hear

[.::EnRiQuE::.]

"Michael Katsidis has proven to be too slick for his opponent"

[Omalsi11]

*Harold Lederman voice*

"I gotta tell ya, Jim- Zab Judah is absolutely dominating with his ring intelligence. I gave that round to Judah on ring generalship."

[THe TRiNiTY]

'Juan Diaz, stepping onto the scale, ripped to shreds.'

'Natioal Inquirer has some racey photos of Kelly Pavlik and his female friend, sun tanning at the beach.'

'Steven Luevano, to our viewers at home, is the darker gentleman in the ring tonight.'

Joshua Clottey: Damn, I gess he cann take my poonchez.

[Da Hammer]

"i have to nothing to say Jim" Harold Lederman

[OnePunch]

(Lampley) "and Jermain eats a huge right hand!"

"what a perfect display of manners by hopkins"

"and the new "childrens books on tape" narrator is...... Floyd Mayweather Senior"

"and Calderon has this crowd on its feet!"

(Emanuel Steward) "I never would have expected this"

(Morrison) "yes, I'm HIV positive"

(Evander) "I probably should hang it up"

[THe TRiNiTY]

Ike Quartey: Damn, sometimes it's just not my night. Win some, lose some.

Lennox Lewis: Anything meaningful during a telecast.

Teddy Atlas: Currently, my record in terms of picking fights stands at 103-17.

'Rocky Juarez lighting up his opponent with blistering combinations.'

'Dominick Guinn is getting a little punch-happy in there.'

'Acelino Freitas just doesn't know how to quit!'

'Zab Judah, as he usually does, getting stronger as the fight rolls on.'

'Not an empty seat available here at the MGM Grand for Cory Spinks VS. Sergio Mora.'

'Promoters look out for fighters.'

[Madvillain]

"Early numbers show the John Ruiz vs Oleg Maskaev fight drew in the area of 1.8 million PPV buys."

[Ch@mpBox@PR]

"An floyd just sign the contract to fight Miguel cotto"!!!!!!!!!

[S.G.]

"And Calderon catches him with a devastating right hook!!"

"Well, one thing's for certain, absolutely no one can accuse Kessler of not fighting the best"

[BetterCallSaul]

The recent boxing hall of fame inductee Peter Manfredo will be making an appearance on Leno tonight.