How Many five year olds would it take to kill a primeTyson???

**-MAKAVELLI-** · 01-28-2009, 07:56 PM

what in god's good name is this f'n thread about

**goblin** · 01-28-2009, 07:57 PM

at first i thought 200..but then 200 tyson would probably just maul through.

**rizkybizness** · 01-28-2009, 07:57 PM

atleast 800, i'd take around 5 hours for him to be completely exhausted from crushing (approx) 700 of them. the remaining 100 bite every square inch of surface area on mike until he bleeds to a slow death

**The Gully Gad** · 01-28-2009, 07:58 PM

Back in the days it would of took 1 gary coleman
to knock him on the floor mount him and say

"Whatcoo talking about tyson?

**MindBat** · 01-28-2009, 07:59 PM

It would take three pigeons and a moose to destroy him.

**krispy kreme** · 01-28-2009, 08:01 PM

It would be like the movie with Jet Li where he runs around killing himself, in the end of the movie that is. Tyson would run through all of them but eventually he was get tired, collapse, then get eaten.

**DrewWoodside** · 01-28-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by i box oranges

atleast 800, i'd take around 5 hours for him to be completely exhausted from crushing (approx) 700 of them. the remaining 100 bite every square inch of surface area on mike until he bleeds to a slow death

This is probably pretty accurate. If he threw 700 power punches he'd be exhausted. He's never thrown 700 power punches in one sitting before. Also, he'd probably have glancing blows once in a while so he might need more than one punch for each kid. Those kids would have to be possessed cause after the first 100 kids get decapitated the remaining 700 would think twice.

**goblin** · 01-28-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by i box oranges

atleast 800, i'd take around 5 hours for him to be completely exhausted from crushing (approx) 700 of them. the remaining 100 bite every square inch of surface area on mike until he bleeds to a slow death

800 is a ****load of kids to get through

**goblin** · 01-28-2009, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by DrewWoodside

This is probably pretty accurate. If he threw 700 power punches he'd be exhausted. He's never thrown 700 power punches in one sitting before. Also, he'd probably have glancing blows once in a while so he might need more than one punch for each kid. Those kids would have to be possessed cause after the first 100 kids get decapitated the remaining 700 would think twice.

how much would it make a difference if he was bare knuckled or gloved??

How Many five year olds would it take to kill a primeTyson???