David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Antonio Margarito Used Plaster Of Paris

[BattlingNelson]

Top Ten Reasons Why Antonio Margarito Used Plaster Of Paris

10. I thought I was in L.A. to get my hands cemented for the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
9. Oh don't act like you didnt know tornados are formed from concrete.
8. Me speak no english
7. I was only commemorating the 26th anniversary of the Luis Resto incident.
6. Dont blame me blame Wal Mart for those enticing roll back prices on Plaster of Paris.
5. Oh stop! It wasn't plaster it was leftover salt/sugar crystals from my margarita, hence the name.
4. Well you know I have a granite chin, who wouldn't want granite hands to match?
3. I thought it was so easy a caveman could do it.
2. What you call Plaster of Paris I call a cast for my injured hand in sparring.
And the number one reason for Antonio Margarito using Plaster of Paris...drumroll
1. "See what had happened was...."

I'm gonna have to owe you some green for this.

[PotShot187]

Top Ten Reasons Why Antonio Margarito Used Plaster Of Paris

10. I thought I was in L.A. to get my hands cemented for the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
9. Oh don't act like you didnt know tornados are formed from concrete.
8. Me speak no english
7. I was only commemorating the 26th anniversary of the Luis Resto incident.
6. Dont blame me blame Wal Mart for those enticing roll back prices on Plaster of Paris.
5. Oh stop! It wasn't plaster it was leftover salt/sugar crystals from my margarita, hence the name.
4. Well you know I have a granite chin, who wouldn't want granite hands to match?
3. I thought it was so easy a caveman could do it.
2. What you call Plaster of Paris I call a cast for my injured hand in sparring.
And the number one reason for Antonio Margarito using Plaster of Paris...drumroll
1. "See what had happened was...."

Funny!

Thank you

[bunce101]

Did Letterman actually say this on his show or this dude made it up?

[ACHlLLES]

Wow, someone bumped a topic of Bhopreigns I actually enjoyed because he did something other than attack Cotto all the time... Shocking... I didn't even remember him being the user who made this topic, and its shocking since his other topics talk badly about Cotto.