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  • BetterCallSaul
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    If there was a rival boxing planet?

    If there was a rival boxing planet, and you had to pick one active fighter from the weight divisions of your choice, to do battle to save the planet Earth...who would you pick and why?

    Heavyweight - Haye

    Yeah we could send Wlad, but his boring style would enrage the aliens forcing them to destoy Kiev, Independence Day style.

    Light Heavyweight - Calzaghe

    As soon as they saw the windmill in action, they would think twice before invading Wales.

    Welterweight - Margarito

    Margarito has already TKO'd the planet Earth, so he seemed an obvious choice.

    Light Welterweight - Pacquiao

    His contract demands would ensure the aliens had no money left to mount an assualt on Earth.

    Lightweight - Khan

    Well we can't win them all can we.
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    #2
    LOL. That actually made me laugh.

    I'd say offer a new tag team style match and just have our pair as Andrade and Margarito, ask for a 50 round match and leave them to it.

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    • andrewcuff
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      #3
      Haha thats funny!

      As soon as they saw the windmill in action, they would think twice before invading Wales
      Wait for the abuse to follow though

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      • nomadman
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        #4
        Well I'm guessing the aliens are three feet tall and built like twigs, so any big oaf from the heavies would do. I say send Valuev. One-way ticket.

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          #5
          If you sent Pac, they'd probably welcome him back, as he already looks like a 2 foot tall bug-eyed alien himself.

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          • nomadman
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            #6
            If we sent Ricky Hatton, would his fans be able to afford the journey?

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            • L.E.X
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              #7
              Originally posted by timba1988
              If there was a rival boxing planet, and you had to pick one active fighter from the weight divisions of your choice, to do battle to save the planet Earth...who would you pick and why?

              Heavyweight - Haye

              Yeah we could send Wlad, but his boring style would enrage the aliens forcing them to destoy Kiev, Independence Day style.

              Light Heavyweight - Calzaghe

              As soon as they saw the windmill in action, they would think twice before invading Wales.

              Welterweight - Margarito

              Margarito has already TKO'd the planet Earth, so he seemed an obvious choice.

              Light Welterweight - Pacquiao

              His contract demands would ensure the aliens had no money left to mount an assualt on Earth.

              Lightweight - Khan

              Well we can't win them all can we.
              Lol!

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              • williamhvx1
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                #8
                that was ALMOST bristish fighter vs the aliens....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by It's Ovah
                  If we sent Ricky Hatton, would his fans be able to afford the journey?
                  Yes. It only needs Tye Fields to break the speed of light.

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                  • BetterCallSaul
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by williamhvx1
                    that was ALMOST bristish fighter vs the aliens....
                    Yes, I am bias.

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