If you were freddy roach how would you train khan against barerra [JOKE THREAD]

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  • cosmichorn
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    #1

    If you were freddy roach how would you train khan against barerra [JOKE THREAD]

    Put on chuck norris's punching gloves?
    Get tye fields to punch him over and over to help his chin?

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  • larryx
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    #2
    you shouldnt wush any man to take a punch from tye fields...it would cause a nuclear disaster

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    • BetterCallSaul
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      #3
      Originally posted by larryx
      you shouldnt wush any man to take a punch from tye fields...it would cause a nuclear disaster
      The fallout of china from Khans chin would block the sun.

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      • larryx
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        #4
        Originally posted by timba1988
        The fallout of china from Khans chin would block the sun.
        khan would be decapitated from the thought of being hit by the all mighty tye fields

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        • Kris Silver
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          For the first 4 weeks of training shave daily to encourage thick growth. For the latter 4 weeks do not shave at all.

          When fight night comes, add a thickening lotion, and come all beard hair towards the chin.

          That's it, away you go.
          Last edited by Kris Silver; 01-15-2009, 05:14 PM.

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          • Skylight
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            #6
            Football helmet.

            Even that wouldn't help Khan.

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            • !! Anorak
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              #7
              It's a good job that "joke thread" is in the title... cos I ain't seen one yet. :wank:

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              • hammerhiem
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                #8
                Roach: Right Amir, listen close.... What you need to do is Knock him the fook out before he lands a punch or you're in La La land again got it?

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                • krispy kreme
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                  #9
                  I would first make him spar with a light heavyweight, just for good measure.

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                  • BetterCallSaul
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                    #10
                    Roach: Here Khan, strap this Chinese phone directory to your chin. That will sort you out.

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