I'd rather fight Klitschko, at least he'd knock you out fast. Clottey and Miranda, I dunno, they'd bust you up a bit first and give you a beatdown, then knock you out.
If I'm in a dark alley, I gotta go with the Gay Bros, Vitali and Wlad. They would definitely try to have sex with me, and that is a lot scarier than anyone landing punches on you.
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