Seriously do YOU think you could beat Valuev

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  • Dynamite Kid
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    #11
    Originally posted by reedickyaluss
    theres gata be a reason hes 50-1 though...

    i know they werent good fighters.. but still.. i think if it was THATTTTT easy... it wouldnt of taken 49 people to beat him...

    monte barret could of beaten him if it was THAT easy

    True.

    Unless he got 49 German decisions.

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    • TEXSTRO
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      #12
      Id beat his ass...I will kill the body...You have to hit him in the stomach so he will drop his his hands then hit him in the mouth...Once you do that a couple times you will get stars...Once you get the stars its in the bag...Wash,rinse and repeat...The formula to beat Valuev.......

      On some off the wall **** here...What if you swung missed and he tried to block by putting his arms out..Then your momentum takes you forward and your face lands directly in his sweaty armpit and you face is covered in armpit hair and sweat...Nice...

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      • Dynamite Kid
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        #13
        Originally posted by TEXSTRO
        Id beat his ass...I will kill the body...You have to hit him in the stomach so he will drop his his hands then hit him in the mouth...Once you do that a couple times you will get stars...Once you get the stars its in the bag...Wash,rinse and repeat...The formula to beat Valuev.......

        On some off the wall **** here...What if you swung missed and he tried to block by putting his arms out..Then your momentum takes you forward and your face lands directly in his sweaty armpit and you face is covered in armpit hair and sweat...Nice...

        Valuev looks like he has been drowned in super glue and rollled around in dog hairs.

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        • TEXSTRO
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          #14
          Originally posted by Dynamite Kid
          Valuev looks like he has been drowned in super glue and rollled around in dog hairs.
          Id fight dirty than a mug...I spit gum on his coat...i mean chest sweater.. i mean hair...

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          • Dynamite Kid
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            #15
            Originally posted by TEXSTRO
            Id fight dirty than a mug...I spit gum on his coat...i mean chest sweater.. i mean hair...

            That mother should have a full body wax in public for ripping off Holy.

            ****ing yetty!!

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            • Oriachim
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              #16
              since he outweighs me 3x and his nearly 2ft and a half taller than me, would he KO me in one right hand punch? :P (with my guard up)

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              • DrewWoodside
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                #17
                Originally posted by reedickyaluss
                theres gata be a reason hes 50-1 though...

                i know they werent good fighters.. but still.. i think if it was THATTTTT easy... it wouldnt of taken 49 people to beat him...

                monte barret could of beaten him if it was THAT easy
                People are crazy. It was Holyfield's movement. It's the same people who think Oscar DLH is just a clubfighter equivalent now. It is one fighter rendering another fighter helpless. It is not simply that the fighter is always helpless now. Do people actually expect Pavlik to throw less than 20 punches around vs Rubio? Of course not and its the same thing.

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                • larryx
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                  #18
                  i aint no joke..but imma be realistic and say hell no

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                  • MELLY-MEL...
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                    #19
                    Hell yeah i could......
















































































                    with a step ladder, and a baseball bat!!

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                    • hammerhiem
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                      #20
                      I'm 5'6" and would probably fight at SFW, so i think he would probably kill me in the first round.

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