You guys realize Charlie is just ****ing with you, right? He says ****** **** to get a rise from you guys. Don't play into his games.
Yes, because my replies in this thread have been serious, The only person who seems to be genuinely angry with him is Clegg who talks about Charlies son shooting himself lol
Sorry man, but that kid is gonna be on TV within the first week of his life.
Jerry Springer: OK Charlie, welcome to the show
Zelenoff: Yo waddup Jerry, I ain't racist dawg but I'll send your ***ish ass back to holocaust mutha***er.
Jerry: Why are you here?
Zelenoff: Yo dawg, my girl had a baby, she says it's mine but I'm not sure
Jerry: Why?
Zelenoff: Well, she did cheat on me a lot, and we never had sex because I have no penis. Also the baby is black and has an afro.
*A gunshot is heard off-screen. Despite being only a few days old and having ****** genes, the baby was smart enough to realise that being a part of this family is a fate worse than death, and has shot himself.*
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