Paul Williams and Danny Williams

[Barndog]

These two boxing brothers, do you think they'll ever become friends again after the fall out?

Rumour has it, Paul Williams wouldn't pass the salt at the dinner table which is ridiculous because he has a really good reach.

[Iamnotausername]

*an evening in the Williams household*

* Mrs Mummy Williams sets the table ready for her sons to eat. Danny is relaxing on the couch in front of the television whilst P-Will sits upstairs in his room listening to music*

Mum " DANNY!! PAUL!!! DINNER IS READY"

* danny walks over to the table to start his meal, whilst Paul can be heard at the top of the landing starting his journey to the table*

* Paul is halfway down, Danny still munching away*

*Paul is just about to walk into the dining ro "PAUL DINNER IS ALL GONE".

Explains the size disparity between them. Sorry paul but P4P GOAT needs food more than you do. Sorry.

[Barndog]

You don't pwn Tyson on half a meal.

[Derranged]

Paul and Danny Williams walk into a pub in Liverpool. A random drunk walks up to them and says "Me duntt nu wat me id wit me fookin carr!!" Paul says "Whas dis ma***a talkin bout Dan?" Danny looks at Paul for a few seconds, then looks at the drunk. "I believe I saw your car on the floor" said Danny. The drunk, being as drunk as he was, looks down on the floor. Danny motions to Paul, and they both simultaneously hit the drunk with the uppercut, sending him through the roof to outerspace where the drunk's head explodes.

Danny and then proceed to sit down and each drink a pint of Guiness.

THE END.