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  • MaTTuP
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    Background on Vera vs Kirkland?

    I'm not too familiar of either boxer. I remember Vera vaguely on the contender but other than that I'm in the dark on this fight. Can anyone provide any info worth noting, so that I don't feel clueless watching this fight?
    Thanks in advance.
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    The details of Kirkland's life are quite inconsequential.

    His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French ********** named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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    • MaTTuP
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      #3
      Originally posted by 2501
      The details of Kirkland's life are quite inconsequential.

      His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French ********** named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
      lol, i can't believe u took the time to make that **** up

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      • KILLA RIGHT
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        #4
        Originally posted by MaTTuP
        I'm not too familiar of either boxer. I remember Vera vaguely on the contender but other than that I'm in the dark on this fight. Can anyone provide any info worth noting, so that I don't feel clueless watching this fight?
        Thanks in advance.
        kirkland is beast a massive puncher just wait for the ko

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        • GTL
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          #5
          Originally posted by 2501
          The details of Kirkland's life are quite inconsequential.

          His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French ********** named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
          "Your brain on drugs"


          LOL

          Vera is a tough guy, he loves to fight.. Brawl, and trade is his game.. Good to watch

          Kirk, is a ferocious fighter.. Picture a less skilled 154 lb Tyson.. Very agressive, but thats hes weakness.. He will be schooled one day, but I'd watch him till he retires.. Hes like Mayorga, just wild..

          The undercard is gunna be sick so watch it

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          • MaTTuP
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            #6
            Originally posted by Queensdawg
            "Your brain on drugs"


            LOL

            Vera is a tough guy, he loves to fight.. Brawl, and trade is his game.. Good to watch

            Kirk, is a ferocious fighter.. Picture a less skilled 154 lb Tyson.. Very agressive, but thats hes weakness.. He will be schooled one day, but I'd watch him till he retires.. Hes like Mayorga, just wild..

            The undercard is gunna be sick so watch it
            thanks for the scoop, i'm gonna take ur word rather than the shaven testicle story.
            btw who r u guys pulling for?

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            • TheGreatA
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              #7

              Brian Vera stops Andy Lee


              James Kirkland

              I expect this to be a great fight for as long as it lasts which might not be for long.

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              • GTL
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                kirkland..
                we need that ferociousness in the sport!!!

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                • Cadillac Man
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                  This is the fight I''m looking forward 2...Kirkland is a whirlwind who tries to close the show early while Vera is tough...Both are from Texas and the word is both had some heated sparring sessions which of course both say they got the better. Bottom line don't blink and get ready for fireworks!

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                  • QuCongee
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaTTuP
                    lol, i can't believe u took the time to make that **** up
                    He did'nt make it up.

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