There is not only ONE Ricky Hatton

[Guest]

According to the telephone directory, I see at like 80 Richard Hatton's in the USA alone, and I bet half of them were called Ricky at some point by their mum. There's probably a lot more in the U.K.

Not to mention the Ricky Hatton's the inhabit parallel universes and are also fighters, so this claim that there is only one Ricky Hatton is entirely untrue.

Thought I'd drop some knowledge on y'al..

There's only 84 Ricky Hattons
There's only 84 Ricky Hattons.

At any rate, I hope the limey bastard crushes the fat yank.

[sparked_85]

Ricky Hatton should fight them all.

To prove there is only one Ricky Hatton.

[Guest]

Ricky Hatton should fight them all.

To prove there is only one Ricky Hatton.

What if the parallel universe Ricky Hatton doesn't eat pie and chips.and get drunk at the pub all the time.

Then the other Ricky Hatton would be in serious trouble.
What if the other Ricky Hatton beat the other parallel universe Floyd Mayweather.

I don't know if Ricky would be so keen on that since the greatest battle of man is with himself, or then again with a fighter his equal in a parallel universe, his evil doppelganger, the other Ricky Hatton there could be big troubles.

[sparked_85]

What if the parallel universe Ricky Hatton doesn't eat pie and chips.and get drunk at the pub all the time.

Then the other Ricky Hatton would be in serious trouble.
What if the other Ricky Hatton beat the other parallel universe Floyd Mayweather.

I don't know if Ricky would be so keen on that since the greatest battle of man is with himself, or then again with a fighter his equal in a parallel universe, his evil doppelganger, the other Ricky Hatton there could be big troubles.

This is true, but who knows what else the parallel universe doppelganger Ricky Hatton would have filled that hole in his life with. Everybody knows that when you drink more people like you, what would a teetotal Ricky Hatton be like? Nobody would like him at all, he'd probably be a bit boring. He probably wouldn't even be a boxer he'd be carpet salesman living in an unfulfilling one-bedrom ****box in Wythenshawe.

Ricky Hatton kills the carpet salesman Ricky Hatton, in an act of unrivalled mercy.

[Addition]

jreckoning, who are the Bears losing to tomorrow?

[Guest]

jreckoning, who are the Bears losing to tomorrow?

Um no one.
It's proven in nature, that if a Bear doesn't get hit by a Ram's horns, the Ram will be mauled unmercifully by nature's apex predator, the Bear.

So the Bears beat the Rams tomorrow.

See I have to win all of my boxing bets so I can bet on Fat Yank Football.

[Guest]

This is true, but who knows what else the parallel universe doppelganger Ricky Hatton would have filled that hole in his life with. Everybody knows that when you drink more people like you, what would a teetotal Ricky Hatton be like? Nobody would like him at all, he'd probably be a bit boring. He probably wouldn't even be a boxer he'd be carpet salesman living in an unfulfilling one-bedrom ****box in Wythenshawe.

Ricky Hatton kills the carpet salesman Ricky Hatton, in an act of unrivalled mercy.

Yeah, you got a point. Ok Ricky can fight the other parallel Universe Paulie Maliggnaggi. You know the one who can punch, and is quiet and yes a bit boring, and has a nice modest haircut, but has poison in his fists.

I guess ricky could beat ricky(other ricky), not so sure about ricky (manchester) versus paulie (other universe)