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Unless Boxing wants another high profile death on its hands people should stop talking about a possible match between David "The prancer" Haye and "THE BEAST FROM THE EAST" Nikolai Valuev.
David "The ***** from the UK" Hayes has never fought against a real man, ie over 200lbs, up untill his recent match against a bloated and washed up
Monte "no guns" Barrett. Nikolai "The Crown Boxing prince of Russian" Valuev on the other hand has NEVER fought a fighter UNDER 200lbs in his 50 VICTORIES! ( yes he beat Ruslan "The Perogy Muncher" Chagaev, you know it!)
He has infact beaten fighters over 300lbs and Knocked out a Soviet t-34 tank with a left hook. After destroying Rocky "The Italian Salami gobbler" Marcianos record in every possible way Valuev now stands as the most Dominant Athlete in any sport in the history of the world with Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky running a close second.
Valuev "The Smooth skinned Assasin" currently trains By demolishing old Cargo ships in a port in India using his bare hands. And has had his monstrous left jab legally classified as an Intercontinental weapon of mass destruction due to its devastaing power and incredible reach.
David "The mens room favorite" Haye has on the other hand been legally granted transgendered status due to his weak chin and chicken chest.
Its a fact. England has NEVER had a fighter man enough to compete in the HW division and there only claim to ANY fame is the CANADIAN Ex-Olympian
Lennox "glass jaw" Lewis they stole to prop up there insecurity.
PLEASE! for the love of god!! Keep David "I like to dance in short shorts" Haye AWAY from Nicolai "I eat small cities" Valuev.
I rest my case.. thank you..
David "The ***** from the UK" Hayes has never fought against a real man, ie over 200lbs, up untill his recent match against a bloated and washed up
Monte "no guns" Barrett. Nikolai "The Crown Boxing prince of Russian" Valuev on the other hand has NEVER fought a fighter UNDER 200lbs in his 50 VICTORIES! ( yes he beat Ruslan "The Perogy Muncher" Chagaev, you know it!)
He has infact beaten fighters over 300lbs and Knocked out a Soviet t-34 tank with a left hook. After destroying Rocky "The Italian Salami gobbler" Marcianos record in every possible way Valuev now stands as the most Dominant Athlete in any sport in the history of the world with Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky running a close second.
Valuev "The Smooth skinned Assasin" currently trains By demolishing old Cargo ships in a port in India using his bare hands. And has had his monstrous left jab legally classified as an Intercontinental weapon of mass destruction due to its devastaing power and incredible reach.
David "The mens room favorite" Haye has on the other hand been legally granted transgendered status due to his weak chin and chicken chest.
Its a fact. England has NEVER had a fighter man enough to compete in the HW division and there only claim to ANY fame is the CANADIAN Ex-Olympian
Lennox "glass jaw" Lewis they stole to prop up there insecurity.
PLEASE! for the love of god!! Keep David "I like to dance in short shorts" Haye AWAY from Nicolai "I eat small cities" Valuev.
I rest my case.. thank you..
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