For the past 25 years me and Gonz have been training the best fighters on the planet. As you all know, my son and Gonzo's nephew Joe is the best fighter to ever have lived. Without my reading skills and knowledge of books Joe would not be in a position where he is beating prime legends like Roy Jones and Mario Veit.
Other top 5 p4p fighters in my gang include Enzo Maccaroni, and Gavin Rees. "What!!! where is Gary Lockett in that list I hear you ask?". Well, Gary is a bum. I gave him an easy fight in Pavlik to pad his record with and he takes a fall to make me look bad. This all came about because I said he was only the third best fighter to ever have lived. He asked "well who is your second best fighter then?" and I replied with Danny Williams, obviously. His God like powers and love of Mr Kipling cakes are only beaten by my son and my over inflated ego. After the Pavlik fight Gary decided to retire and become a property magnate, and currently owns and lets a string of houses in Cardiffs upmarket area of Butetown.
Many people ask me how I got hooked up with Gonzo? Well, Gonzo is my brother. When I left to start a new life in Wales he got offered a part on the hit U.S series The Muppets. He had a very successful career over there, until the rumours started spreading. He would call me and say "she told me she was 17" and "how was I supposed to know he was disabled". After "walking away" from The Muppets, Gonzo went to the place everybody goes when their life no longer has any meaning and their depression and alchoholism has led to a love of defenceless animals...Wales.
When Gonzo arrived Joe was only a little boy but his greatness and use of language was already apparent. Cliches such as "at the end of the day" and "I beat Kessler and Lacy" are down to Joe's excellent language and communication skills. With such a talented and gifted child I did what any loving father would do, I taught him how to box. Yes, he could have became a doctor or successful business man, but where's the pride in that? Saving lives does not give you two wins over Mario Veit.
Well I have got to go, but there will be more from me and Gonz soon. Bye
no rizo and reed are good bans. rizo especially, he's a sad ****** little punk he should be life time banned. reed is ok but he can get annoying with his childishness.
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