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Its just been announced that Joe Calzaghe was recently involved in destroying an Al Quaeda cell in South Wales. Calzaghe stormed into the building and took on 7 heavily armed would be *********s single handed. he dismantled a bomb whilst at the same time choking the *********s leader to death with his free hand, and also rescued 24 hostages and two cats. The cell had been planning on attacking the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square, London. 5 *********s were killed and two taken prisoner.
South Wales police hailed Calzaghe as a national hero, a statesman for the American Ambassador said.......
"Whilst we recognise that Joe Calzaghe did something extremely brave, we mustnt forget that three of the terrorits were in their 40s and as such probably somewhat slower than they might have been a few years ago. There is no doubt that, should Joe have taken this cell on 5 years ago, their superior wewapons handling skills would have prevailed. We were particularly surprised to note that one *********, when handed over to police, had what appeared to be red, slap-like marks on his face".
After clearing the building later, police were astonished to find American boxing legend Bernard Hopkins hiding under a table holding his groin!
South Wales police hailed Calzaghe as a national hero, a statesman for the American Ambassador said.......
"Whilst we recognise that Joe Calzaghe did something extremely brave, we mustnt forget that three of the terrorits were in their 40s and as such probably somewhat slower than they might have been a few years ago. There is no doubt that, should Joe have taken this cell on 5 years ago, their superior wewapons handling skills would have prevailed. We were particularly surprised to note that one *********, when handed over to police, had what appeared to be red, slap-like marks on his face".
After clearing the building later, police were astonished to find American boxing legend Bernard Hopkins hiding under a table holding his groin!
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