The very worst thing about RJJ losing last night?

[Porter's Dad]

It means, as promised last night, I cannot now reveal who the curvaceous beauty in my sig.

I said to the 17/18 of you who have been plauging me with PMs and quoting me asking about her that I would provide links off her being anally destroyed if RJJ could turn back the clocks one last night and win.

Alas, he couldn't.

I'm a man of my word.

You're just gonna have to jizz off to her in my sig, folks. Try not to let my words above her, and the kids in the background of the picture put you off.

[Lord13]

****-blocking little ***** you are.

[Porter's Dad]

****-blocking little ***** you are.

That's right.

I'll go to my grave with the secret before I tell the likes of you.

I mean, some of you ****er who have been harassing me......ask yourself this.

Would you feel comfortable in contributing to some random internet freak jizzing off curtesy of a heads up from you?

Think not.