Kessler wants a Calzaghe rematch...

[Grimmer]

I'm glad someone else sees the light.

You don't beat Lockett, he allows you to live.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Gary Lockett.
• Gary Lockett doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Gary Lockett has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Gary Lockett.
• Gary Lockett does not sleep. He waits.
• Gary Lockett is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms.
• Gary Lockett is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Gary Lockett counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Gary Lockett’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Gary Lockett does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Gary Lockett is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Gary Lockett’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Gary Lockett can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Gary Lockett doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Gary Lockett can slam a revolving door.
• Gary Lockett does not get frostbite. Gary Lockett bites frost

[T-97]

i thought you were kidding but others are talking lockett up.
are we talking about the locket that lost to pavlik?
no way he has a chance against kessler.

Yea Pavlik "beat" him. He "beat" him so bad that he avoided a rematch then got dominated by Hopkins. Locketts power clearly devestated Pavlik.

[Kris Silver]

Yup, I know where that list came from too. All true.

Another...

When Gary Lockett gives blood, he just asks for a gun and a buckett.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Gary Lockett can kill two stones with one bird.....

[T-97]

Gary Lockett can kill two stones with one bird.....

He can kill two hundred birds, and mentally scar Kelly Pavlik, with one right hand.

[ßringer]

Kessler, Calzaghe and Lockett are all ducking Simon Brown.



WARRIOR!

[Dirk Diggler UK]

*Everyone collectively ****s their Pants*

[T-97]

Kessler, Calzaghe and Lockett are all ducking Simon Brown.



WARRIOR!

Yea, but that goes without saying.

Lokett and Brown were going to fight, but the comission decided it would be bad for viewers health, too much awesomeness.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Kessler, Calzaghe and Lockett are all ducking Simon Brown.



WARRIOR!

Simon Brown is Brutally knocking out a Ghost in that vid. So Pavlik is clearly ducking him as well....

[ßringer]

Did you guys know Simon actually sued the referee of that bout, for not standing him up so that he could continue the fight?

He took the case to court and won, after the judge reviewed the video evidence and concluded that Brown, was, infact....and I'm quoting here.

A warrior beyond comprehension.