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The only guy I give any real love to is Colonel Bob Sheridan, and even he's getting senile these days.
you look at commentators all around the world, and in most cases it's like some idiots talking while you're trying to watch.
Occasionally you'll get a guy that tries to convey the excitement and drama of the fight - Ian Darke on SKY ain't too bad, if a little OTT - but people like Teddy Atlas just repeat themselves and never STFU.
Duke McKenzie's an imbecile who comes out with the most moronic statements known to man...... er, I mean, I'm a really good commentator, because I am Duke McKenzie of course.
Then there's the HBO team. One I respect, but it takes the senile old **** an hour per sentence. The other one's a brain-free houseboy ("And Winky's BADLY HURT!" No he's not. Shut up) and the other's a google-eyed fanboy with a **** up his arse. They're aided by a guy who talks like he's been eunucised and an obese ****sexual Jamaican who thinks "definitely" is the cutting edge of insight.
I quite like some of the Showtime boys, but the only other guy I give props to is the Legendary Steve Holdsworth:
you look at commentators all around the world, and in most cases it's like some idiots talking while you're trying to watch.
Occasionally you'll get a guy that tries to convey the excitement and drama of the fight - Ian Darke on SKY ain't too bad, if a little OTT - but people like Teddy Atlas just repeat themselves and never STFU.
Duke McKenzie's an imbecile who comes out with the most moronic statements known to man...... er, I mean, I'm a really good commentator, because I am Duke McKenzie of course.
Then there's the HBO team. One I respect, but it takes the senile old **** an hour per sentence. The other one's a brain-free houseboy ("And Winky's BADLY HURT!" No he's not. Shut up) and the other's a google-eyed fanboy with a **** up his arse. They're aided by a guy who talks like he's been eunucised and an obese ****sexual Jamaican who thinks "definitely" is the cutting edge of insight.
I quite like some of the Showtime boys, but the only other guy I give props to is the Legendary Steve Holdsworth:
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