Just who is Ashley Theophane?

[sparked_85]

The American's seem convinced he is a girl. So perhaps the title should be who is she, and what are the feelings on cross gender match-ups. But he is according to sources a he.

So guys we know he is from Kilburn, a crap town in West London with some the finest fried chicken restaurants within London. I made that up, the chicken is horrendous but every town needs a selling point.

I've heard that Theophane is a fawn. A mythical creature with the torso of a man and the legs of goat. He will the first of his kind to take to the pro boxing ring when he takes on serial loser Zab Judah.

Anyone else got any info

[Check]

Zab is fighting a chick named Ashley. Woah, woah, whoa. When is this **** going down?

[sparked_85]

Zab is fighting a chick named Ashley. Woah, woah, whoa. When is this **** going down?

When the stars are veiled because evil stirs in the east.

[Mr. Ryan]

Only thing I know about Theophane is that he trains at Gleason's Gym. So too does Judah so they must be familiar.

[larryx]

Ashley Is The Next Maphucka To Kick Zabs Ass

[The Gully Gad]

Like what was said...If judah loses to anyone called ashley its all over

[larryx]

like What Was Said...if Judah Loses To Anyone Called Ashley Its All Over

Naw Gully Its Been Over For Zab I Think We Just Got The Memo

[gym jones]

Ashley theopanes from the area hes a decent boxer still.