Kimbo Slice is the new butterbean
The Butterbean Getting Owned Thread
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kimbo would obviously murder butterbean....butterbean doesnt take it seriously...kimbo does..big difference..kimbo is hungry(not dietarily speaking like butterbean)Comment
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Nobody took him seriously in boxing, labeling him a freakshow (he's the sumo version of midget boxing
) so he went to where he would fit in nicely...MMA!
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yeah
somehow butterbean managed to creep into many boxing video games...where the selection included ali..frazier...holmes...holyfield..etc.
just like in an MMA game kimbo will be included without question.....Comment
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** Heh, heh, but how much koolaide were you drinkin' that nite?
Not only did Bean, Butter Bean have Big Pants Lar doin' a larded up version of Judah's chicken stumble early in the fight, courtesy a right hand, but he sent Big Pants Lar to the wrong stool mid fight where Big Pants Lar had to be guided back to his own stool. Then he KDed the spaghetti legged Big Pants Lar with seconds left in the final round with a left hook to the neck.
Credit Big Pants Lar for beating the count, but he had to grab the ropes to keep from falling down AGAIN and rode them to the other side of the ring to extend the count out as long as possible. So the the final bell rang to end the 10th round before Bean, Butter Bean could finish him, 6 more rounds than Bean, Butter Bean had ever contested before.
A 12 round fight would have seen Bean, Butter Bean do the Mike Tyson impersonation and leave Big Pants Lar lying paralyzed on the canvas, cursing the day he was born.
Instead of 12 rounds, we gots the usual suspects here propping up a shot fighter in his last big mouthed performance against the most popular 4 rd side attraction in the history of the sport. Must have been a life and death in the balance struggle for you dears to bring it up as though it had some meaning.
Bean, Butter Bean laughed all the way to the bank, and Big Pants Lar gave thanks for not having to curse the day he was born.
Amen.........
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I'm a die-hard mma fan and I have never seen a single butterbean mma fight live. he is not even close to being mainstream in the mma world. if he showed up to fight in UFC, nobody would know who he is. Butterbean has had a much better boxing career than an mma career and his worst, most embarrassing defeats have been in mma.Comment
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