How to piss off a boxer??

[MonsieurGeorges]

Sock the 2008 Ali in the face with a roll of quarters and then **** laila in the poop shoot!! im a sick man

ahh **** sprite came out of my nose

[dmaclv]

Get seat's behind Larry Merchant and Jim Lampley and yell at them "Arthur Curry suck's ****!" They ain't boxer's but they sure will turn into some after you say that.

[Talon]

have pacuqiao's wife gang****** by big black guys and when he comes home have them knock him out. then nuke the phillipines..

tie james toney bent over and have him deepthroat vitali while wlad ****s him in the ass. if he doesnt perform well his entire family will die.

invite rjj to a surprise party where all his knockout losses are replayed on big screen. then at the end his surprise is rolled out in a big box, he opens it up to find his kids dead

have a female seducemiguel cotto and then inform him that he now has AIDS and has transferred it to his wife.

tie shane mosley up and punch him in the face repeatedly just for fun. he has a good chin so it should hold up well. show him a video of his kids being eaten alive by lions

put some turtle wax on a cloth and wax any bald fighters head

[Talon]

ttt man

good thread, moar

[dans]

Handcuff James Toney to a treadmill and tie a stick to his head with a cheeseburger tied to it. On the TV, above the treadmill, play a Sam Peter highlight reel with country music in the background.

[dans]

Fight Roberto Duran and do nothing but throw from the outside, dance, and wave your hands in the air.

[P4PKING_2008 :)]

Examples: when being introduced before a fight, in the red corner the reigning middle weight champ Kelly ":wt:" Pavlik!!!!!!

Force B-Hop to call 1800 denist

Tell holyfield that jesus can piss off and then claim u ****** all of his babies mommas!!!

Back hand tyson with a hand full of powder and then spit on his face tattoo

Call Sam peter an african booty scratcher and toney a silverback gorilla and then starve both and lock them both in a room with a 1/2 a rack of ribs.

Make oscar fight someone his own size and that is mexican or puerto rican, then **** millie while listening to millie vanilli lol

Karaoke fat joes "lean back" at rjj retirement party and then kill and serve all his game ****s for appetizers



These are terrible, show me your talent and creativity and i might send you a gift

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[dans]

Make the Klitchscko's sleep in seperate beds.

[dans]

Lock Ricky Hatton in a basement for a month serving him nothing but celery and water. Then after a month, enter the basement with his girlfriend tied up naked. Bend her over and play darts on her ass while Ricky watches. Then when you hit the bullseye, pull the dart out and give Ricky a dirty sanchez with the dart. Then tell him it looks better then having herpes all over his lips like usual.

[Talon]

Lock Ricky Hatton in a basement for a month serving him nothing but celery and water. Then after a month, enter the basement with his girlfriend tied up naked. Bend her over and play darts on her ass while Ricky watches. Then when you hit the bullseye, pull the dart out and give Ricky a dirty sanchez with the dart. Then tell him it looks better then having herpes all over his lips like usual.

ouch lol


cut teddy atlas' balls off and feed him estrogen and then let him live