1000 signs that your too much into boxing

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  • leppard365
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    1000 signs that your too much into boxing

    1.When asked to describe the 2007 New England Patriots, you say ''their style was impetuous, their defense was impregnable.''

    2.Vegas is synonymous with big boxing match and not the Casino's.

    3.You watch fights on the spanish channels....yet you do not speak a WORD of spanish.

    4.you buy your kids Gloves & punching bag rather than Legos.

    5.your on here while working.

    6.your helping a client while reading a thread then responding

    7.You shiver in anticipation on the night of a great fight

    8.you know you too much into boxing when every hallway you pass you imagine that your just about to enter arena and hear wild screaming fans

    9.The day after one of your favorite fighters loses, your friends know to leave you alone because your so bummed.

    10.You shadow box everytime you're in front of a mirror.

    11.you hit your brother at the table because he is open to a body shot

    12. when you're at the gym/at home, you pretend you're Floyd Mayweather being filmed for ' HBO 24/7' so you look into an imaginery camera and even speak to an imaginery camera.

    add your own....
  • Fox McCloud
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    13. At work, instead of headphoning music, you headphone the commentary to a fight of your favorite fighter.

    14. You describe non-boxing things with terms like "counterpunch".

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    • -MAKAVELLI-
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      #3
      you greet your friends with a soft left hook to the body

      you call weak teams 'tomato cans'


      when a buddy stands too close, you automatically get your lead foot forward and your jab hand out


      you try to sucker your 'casual fan' friends into paying for **** ppvs


      you record and watch a ppv 5 times the same night


      you take a deep breath when you hear someone talking about boxing and you've already thought of how many holes they have in their arguments

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      • FloydsEra
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        #4
        you date a chick cause she sounds like michael buffer








        by the way, am I the only one who's sick of Buffer's "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE" crap? I've heard it enough times. Get some new material michael

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