Mikkel Kessler Haunts Pavliks Dreams!

[abadger]

Kesslers resume is laughable compared to Kelly Pavliks.

Sadly Pavlik's boxing ability is a joke next to Kessler's.

[badboypeenoy]

Sadly Pavlik's boxing ability is a joke next to Kessler's.

That's a pretty lethal joke, Calzaghe going out of his way to make sure everyone gets that joke. He talks more about that joke than his next assignment.

[abadger]

Kelly Pavlik is asleep....

KELLY: ****! Take that Hopkins! Wow! I'm really pwning this guy! ****! I'm fast...I'm strong...****! This is awesome, I'm in and out like lightning...I'm ****ing brilliant, and yes...yes...Hopkins is down! I won! I won! I'm the greatest!

MAX KELLERMAN: A great performance tonight...blah blah (Kelly's attention wavers)

KELLY (to himself): Wait a minute! Something isn't right here, what...what...what's that reflected in Max's eyes? Let me look, yeah that's me...pwnmaster supreme...but I don't look...I don't look right...my hair, I have hair, and what's that tatt....HOLY ****! I'M NOT KELLY PAVLIK, I'M MIKKEL KESSLER! No ****ing wonder I beat Hopkins so easily, I always thought I was going to lose! ****!!!!

The ring bell sounds incessantly: RING RING RING RING

KELLY: ****! What the...the fight is over...why is the bell?...

RING RING RING RING

Kelly wakes up....

TELEPHONE: RING RING RING RING RING

KELLY: ****! Yes Hello?

BOB ARUM: It's me Kelly, Bob. Listen, the Hopkins fight has fallen through, and we needed another opponent at short notice...I don't know how to tell you this, but we've signed you to fight Mikkel Kessler. No problem right? You always say you'll fight anyone we put in front of you....

KELLY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badboypeenoy]

Kelly Pavlik is asleep....

KELLY: ****! Take that Hopkins! Wow! I'm really pwning this guy! ****! I'm fast...I'm strong...****! This is awesome, I'm in and out like lightning...I'm ****ing brilliant, and yes...yes...Hopkins is down! I won! I won! I'm the greatest!

MAX KELLERMAN: A great performance tonight...blah blah (Kelly's attention wavers)

KELLY (to himself): Wait a minute! Something isn't right here, what...what...what's that reflected in Max's eyes? Let me look, yeah that's me...pwnmaster supreme...but I don't look...I don't look right...my hair, I have hair, and what's that tatt....HOLY ****! I'M NOT KELLY PAVLIK, I'M MIKKEL KESSLER! No ****ing wonder I beat Hopkins so easily, I always thought I was going to lose! ****!!!!

The ring bell sounds incessantly: RING RING RING RING

KELLY: ****! What the...the fight is over...why is the bell?...

RING RING RING RING

Kelly wakes up....

TELEPHONE: RING RING RING RING RING

KELLY: ****! Yes Hello?

BOB ARUM: It's me Kelly, Bob. Listen, the Hopkins fight has fallen through, and we needed another opponent at short notice...I don't know how to tell you this, but we've signed you to fight Mikkel Kessler. No problem right? You always say you'll fight anyone we put in front of you....

KELLY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an imagination! Explains a lot