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The American government today announced it was to increase mental disability funding in many areas. One of the areas to receive special funding is Boxing Scene's very own Non Stop Boxing forum.
Government officials gave a speech outside congress today in which they heralded the importance of giving opportunity to the mentally challenged and mentally disabled people in our community. Congressmen John Lewis commented "It is with the utmost pleasure that I announce our new funding scheme that will benefit more mentally challenged people than ever before".
The new scheme hopes to include a broad spectrum of people, including immigrants, newly born babies and internet users. When asked on how the internet users were selected from such a large demographic psychiatric expert Michael Watts had this to say "it was quite simple really, hundreds and thousands of websites were surveyed for activity that could be regarded as work of the mentally disabled, those websites that had the highest number of ******s frequenting them were in line for the funding".
Among the selected websites was Boxing Scene's "Non Stop Boxing" forum. Forum moderators were overjoyed at the decision "We knew NSB had always been in the running for most mentally ******ed forum, but we never wanted to jinx our chances by commenting on it earlier".
Experts believe some of the threads that contributed to NSB's inclusion in the scheme were "Who would win BJ Penn or Zab Judah?" "Some Cotto fans are making all Cotto fans look bad" "Vitali Klistchko is the number 1 heavyweight of all time" "Floyd Mayweather ducked Cotto because Roger's oven was made in Puerto Rico" and the classic "COTTO Understand The CONSEQUENCES of Calling Out MAYWEATHER, that's why he WONT DO IT".
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Government officials gave a speech outside congress today in which they heralded the importance of giving opportunity to the mentally challenged and mentally disabled people in our community. Congressmen John Lewis commented "It is with the utmost pleasure that I announce our new funding scheme that will benefit more mentally challenged people than ever before".
The new scheme hopes to include a broad spectrum of people, including immigrants, newly born babies and internet users. When asked on how the internet users were selected from such a large demographic psychiatric expert Michael Watts had this to say "it was quite simple really, hundreds and thousands of websites were surveyed for activity that could be regarded as work of the mentally disabled, those websites that had the highest number of ******s frequenting them were in line for the funding".
Among the selected websites was Boxing Scene's "Non Stop Boxing" forum. Forum moderators were overjoyed at the decision "We knew NSB had always been in the running for most mentally ******ed forum, but we never wanted to jinx our chances by commenting on it earlier".
Experts believe some of the threads that contributed to NSB's inclusion in the scheme were "Who would win BJ Penn or Zab Judah?" "Some Cotto fans are making all Cotto fans look bad" "Vitali Klistchko is the number 1 heavyweight of all time" "Floyd Mayweather ducked Cotto because Roger's oven was made in Puerto Rico" and the classic "COTTO Understand The CONSEQUENCES of Calling Out MAYWEATHER, that's why he WONT DO IT".
Thread starters were unavailable for comment.
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