I've discovered the real reason some top fighters are hated

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    I've discovered the real reason some top fighters are hated

    It's because they are southpaws. There's a conspiracy going on against southpaws.

    Audley Harrison is crucified in the press simply because he's a southpaw.
    Antonio Tarver is hated on because he is a southpaw. Fans only hate Chad Dawson less because he's been a southpaw for 14 less years.
    Joe Calzaghe- same deal
    Corey Spinks- gets arrested because he's a southpaw.
    Joel Casamayor gets called dirty and hated on simply because he's left handed.

    The list is expansive. This conspiracy isn't racist, nationalistic, sexist, or any of that crap.
    They simply hate fighters because they are left handed.
    I thought we evolved from this hate when mothers would make their kids grow up right handed.

    Proof is in the pudding, folks. I've unmasked the conspiracy.
  • sparked_85
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    Audley is so misunderstood.

    People say his lack of workrate is because he is scared of getting hit. It's not, the dude is just that ****ing relaxed, fiddling with people to open them up.

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      Originally posted by sparked_85
      Audley is so misunderstood.

      People say his lack of workrate is because he is scared of getting hit. It's not, the dude is just that ****ing relaxed, fiddling with people to open them up.
      With that southpaw hammer and his admitted sexual tendencies, of course opponents are scared and he's relaxed.

      But mainly because they know they are dealing with the southpaw missile that they don't know where or when it's coming. Well, sometimes it doesn't come at all, but the threat is always there.

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      • Pugilistic™
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        newswriters wouldn't call Marvin Hagler marvelous because he was southpaw.

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          it would also explain the Pacquiao hate

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            I ****ing hate southpaws! They write, eat and ********** with thier left hands it's annoying!! Imagine shaking thier hands and they would give you thier left, give em a high five and they confuse you with a sudden movement of thier other hand! They scare me...they need to be eliminated!!

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            • oaklandstephen
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              and why whitaker got a draw with chavez

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                #8
                This is by far the greatest discovery ever.

                Seriously.

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                  #9
                  Margarito isnt a Lefty... He's hated on the worst.....????

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jdubb863
                    Margarito isnt a Lefty... He's hated on the worst.....????
                    I think Calzaghe is hated on worse. And it's not even because he's british.
                    Left handers syndrome.

                    People hate what they don't understand.

                    Imagine if Floyd was left handed. Some posters would try to assassinate his ass. Thank god his moms turned him righty.

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