Tua: "I'd knock out Hatton in 19 seconds."

[T-97]

imagine having to fight tua in a streetfight?

what would you do?

i don't even think a bat would help. lennox's right hand is probably equivalent to hitting him with a bat and he took that for 12 rounds!

I would threaten him with healthy food.

[Left Hook Tua]

Butkus and Ditka would.

yeah but they would have cooked it first......

or at the very least killed it before eating.

[Guest]

would butkus eat a dog? would urlacher? would singletary? would red? would halas? would ditka?

i think not.......

Dogs are ok. You gotta draw the line at eating cats though.

[Left Hook Tua]

I would threaten him with healthy food.

that would only anger him.

imagine being a waiter at a steakhouse and serving tua rice cakes and tofu as a joke.

they'd never find your body.........

[T-97]

Dogs are ok. You gotta draw the line at eating cats though.

I love cats I have a cat, wanna see a pic?

[Left Hook Tua]

Dogs are ok. You gotta draw the line at eating cats though.

cats wouldn't taste good.

i want to try bear one time.

[Left Hook Tua]

I love cats I have a cat, wanna see a pic?

whip out a picture of your *****.

[Guest]

I love cats I have a cat, wanna see a pic?

Holy ****. There's a lady at work like that.
She's building her own kitty empire, replete with piss, fur balls, and strange yowling.