Funny Merchant quotes or sayings

[p4pkingfloyd]

i just watched Klitschko and Kirk Johnson and when the fight is called off, Merchant says about Johnson "that whale has just been harpooned",

anybody have anymore funny Merchant moments to share?

[Xyei]

"Paulie Malignaggi floats like a butterfly and stings...... like a butterfly.."

[-MAKAVELLI-]

"this fight is an ********"



merchant commenting on JMM-Gainer

[Silencers]

Saying that Michael Moorer has a glass chin is an insult to glass.

[KnockoutTheFat]

When Tyson knocked out Tillman in the first round:

"SURPRISE!"

[THE REED]

hahaha these are hilarious

[Truth]

Larry Merchant is my favorite boxing broadcaster. He makes me laugh...

[BlackHat]

theres an old thread similar to this, check this

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-69758.html

[BattlingNelson]

When Greg Page fought Mark Wills ( a great upset fight with a spectacular KO) there was a replay where Page hit himself on the chin. Merchant said as the replay was shown: "We mentioned the fact that Greg Page hasn't thrown a hard punch in the entire fight... And that's a good thing 'cause that one landed on his own jaw!"

[Antwuan Maxx]

"..and shame on Chris Byrd...he never stopped...bitchin'."

"Fernado Vargas..may have had...a six pack in his stomach. He did not have..a six pack in his chin"

"Excuse me folks. I'm not used to using any strong-arm tactics...to get my interviews in."