Tyson vs. Noah's Ark of animals?

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  • 5burowz
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    Tyson vs. Noah's Ark of animals?

    Who wins.????
  • Derranged
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    Tyson eats them and their chilrden after kicking their ****in testicles.

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    • MetalVomit
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      #3
      Tyson kills all of the males, with only his left hook, and uses the females for sex crimes.

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        I think Tyson will have a succession of victories until he runs into Leo the Lion or Stompy the Elephant.

        Then the hyaenas will come and devour the scraps of him. Blood bone and marrow.
        The vulture couple will get the leftovers.

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        • T-97
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          #5
          Tyson would easily avoid the ponderous blows and EAT THEM ALIVE, son

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          • Reggie Miller
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            #6
            wow........

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            • niceguy45
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              #7
              tyson will scare em' away on his pink pj's he wore after prison

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              • Miburo
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                #8
                Tyson kills two of every kind. Except the pigeons.

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