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Boof and Scott who have been friends for the last decade have represented boxing for a long time. Manny Pacquiao who is pfp the best fighter in the world agreed to stop by for an interview. Pac has sore hands, but he decided to do the interview. Scott usually takes the pics, and records the interview. This is how the interview went.
Boof: Hey Pac, how you feeling?
Pac: Good Boof, how is the fams.
Boof: Fine, fine. Is that your fans jumping up and down trying to catch a glimpse of you.
Pac, No, actually, before I came in to talk to you, four guys who said they were fans who gave me props on the site Boxingscene... which of course is the best site in the world by the way, at least to me and you anway (Both Boof and Pac laugh)...Anyway, these four guys wanted to badly meet me, but they got a little too close for my taste. One guy said that he didn't like the name Mexicutioner given to me, and I told him, I didnt like it either yet he got too close to me so I had to hit him with a straight left, and after I hit him, he was unconscious and uttering, "Cmonmang, what you hit me for...fight Margarito"...Another guy named JAB who is now joining the sport of MMA said, "You didn't have to do that Pac, now you're going to have to fight me"...so I kicked him in his big beer fat belly. I felt bad because he screamed out, "I'm 52 damn years old, you didn't have to do that". And the third guy whose name is Flip "BJ" Efrox kept saying, "If the interview gets too tough with Guzman, I mean Valero damn, I mean Boof, let me kick his ass"...so I told him to calm down, and he grabbed my shirt and desperately wanted to fight YOU Boof lol, so I grabbed him by the tongue and poured horse raddish on it. The fourth guy came in with a scarf and kept telling me, You beat Marquez, he didn't fight you how the other 2 legends fought you", and I said, "Huh, Marquez was probably my toughest fight"...and the guy said, "Chups...My name is Chups". So I told him, "Chups, you know you're standing in dog!#$%...lol, right? Chups said, "Oh my bad, damn"...and he used the scarf to wipe off crap on his airforce ones. And I finally made my way here.
Boof: WOW...LOL, so Manny, will we ever see a Valero fight?
Pac: Well Boof, funny you should ask that...
(Window busts and JAB, Chups, Flip, and Cmonmang are all trying to fit through this small window trying to get in and stomp Boof out!)
Boof: Security, security...
Pac: Wait Boof, they are mine...
(Pac walks to the window as the four guys are saying, "get off me, come on mang move, you're too close, guys...get closer, and I'm hungry...Pac throws four straight lefts and comes back and sits down)
Boof: You ok man?
Pac: Yeah, it's all good.
Boof: Let me make sure. Pac, you are a funny dude lol. LOL...Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha...PAc, come here...look!
Pac: lol...I never did that one before.
(PAc knocked out all four guys with 4 straight left shots, and they are unconscious on the ground in Tic Tac Toe position and kids are playing Tic Tac Toe and hopscotch with their unconscious carcasses)
Boof: lol...Man, sometimes bandwagon fans can be a bit of a nuisance.
Pac: No, these are the same 4 fanatics who have been following me ever since the Dlh fight was announced 4 hours ago Boof. Two hours ago I had to do the same thing. Before I went into Target, they were harrassing me about my interview with you, and how tough your interviews are, and tried to calm them down only to hit them with 4 shots...the same way I just did, and someone came into the store and told me to look what I did to those four guys. So I ran out, and I saw the same four guys laid out unconscious, and a circus elephant was stepping over them, but not stepping on them. There was enough room between the unconscious carcasses for the elephant to place his feet. You know how elephants are trained to fake like they will step on you and they don't. It was comical.
Boof: Good luck with the Dlh fight Pac.
Pac: Thanks Boof, let Bigpop and staff know they are gold with me.
(Boof & Pac give peace pounds to each other)
Boof: Hey Pac, how you feeling?
Pac: Good Boof, how is the fams.
Boof: Fine, fine. Is that your fans jumping up and down trying to catch a glimpse of you.
Pac, No, actually, before I came in to talk to you, four guys who said they were fans who gave me props on the site Boxingscene... which of course is the best site in the world by the way, at least to me and you anway (Both Boof and Pac laugh)...Anyway, these four guys wanted to badly meet me, but they got a little too close for my taste. One guy said that he didn't like the name Mexicutioner given to me, and I told him, I didnt like it either yet he got too close to me so I had to hit him with a straight left, and after I hit him, he was unconscious and uttering, "Cmonmang, what you hit me for...fight Margarito"...Another guy named JAB who is now joining the sport of MMA said, "You didn't have to do that Pac, now you're going to have to fight me"...so I kicked him in his big beer fat belly. I felt bad because he screamed out, "I'm 52 damn years old, you didn't have to do that". And the third guy whose name is Flip "BJ" Efrox kept saying, "If the interview gets too tough with Guzman, I mean Valero damn, I mean Boof, let me kick his ass"...so I told him to calm down, and he grabbed my shirt and desperately wanted to fight YOU Boof lol, so I grabbed him by the tongue and poured horse raddish on it. The fourth guy came in with a scarf and kept telling me, You beat Marquez, he didn't fight you how the other 2 legends fought you", and I said, "Huh, Marquez was probably my toughest fight"...and the guy said, "Chups...My name is Chups". So I told him, "Chups, you know you're standing in dog!#$%...lol, right? Chups said, "Oh my bad, damn"...and he used the scarf to wipe off crap on his airforce ones. And I finally made my way here.
Boof: WOW...LOL, so Manny, will we ever see a Valero fight?
Pac: Well Boof, funny you should ask that...
(Window busts and JAB, Chups, Flip, and Cmonmang are all trying to fit through this small window trying to get in and stomp Boof out!)
Boof: Security, security...
Pac: Wait Boof, they are mine...
(Pac walks to the window as the four guys are saying, "get off me, come on mang move, you're too close, guys...get closer, and I'm hungry...Pac throws four straight lefts and comes back and sits down)
Boof: You ok man?
Pac: Yeah, it's all good.
Boof: Let me make sure. Pac, you are a funny dude lol. LOL...Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha...PAc, come here...look!
Pac: lol...I never did that one before.
(PAc knocked out all four guys with 4 straight left shots, and they are unconscious on the ground in Tic Tac Toe position and kids are playing Tic Tac Toe and hopscotch with their unconscious carcasses)
Boof: lol...Man, sometimes bandwagon fans can be a bit of a nuisance.
Pac: No, these are the same 4 fanatics who have been following me ever since the Dlh fight was announced 4 hours ago Boof. Two hours ago I had to do the same thing. Before I went into Target, they were harrassing me about my interview with you, and how tough your interviews are, and tried to calm them down only to hit them with 4 shots...the same way I just did, and someone came into the store and told me to look what I did to those four guys. So I ran out, and I saw the same four guys laid out unconscious, and a circus elephant was stepping over them, but not stepping on them. There was enough room between the unconscious carcasses for the elephant to place his feet. You know how elephants are trained to fake like they will step on you and they don't. It was comical.
Boof: Good luck with the Dlh fight Pac.
Pac: Thanks Boof, let Bigpop and staff know they are gold with me.
(Boof & Pac give peace pounds to each other)
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