Funniest Derogatory Boxer's Nicknames

[Fulcrum29]

Yo guys what's the funniest name misspellings you know of for boxers? Here are some of the best that come to mind for me:


Cheato Trinidud - Tito Trinidad
Roid Jones - Roy Jones
Miguel Quitto - Miguel Cotto
Oscar De la Pollo - DLH
Joke Snoozeman - Joan Guzman
Paquito el del Barrio - lmfao..the name Mayorga gave Vargas's fat ass.
Bernard "Mary" Popkins - Bernard Hopkins
Vitali Quitschko - Vitali Klitschko
Wladimir Bitchko - Wlad Klitschko
Evander Oldyfield - Evander Holyfield
Fraud Gayfeather - Floyd Mayweather
Sam Cheater - Sam Peter
Ricky Fatton - Ricky Hatton
Sugar Shane Losely - Shane Mosely
Paulie Mala***gi - Paul Malignaggi
Joe Cal***ge - Joe Calzaghe
Iggy - name given Sultan Ibragimov by Shannon Briggs
George Grillman - George Foreman
James Phony - James Toney
James Bigboney - pun on fat people claiming they're 'bigboned'


Some of the last few I resorted to making up myself since I started running out of the ones I remember so do you guys have anymore funny ones?

[FloydsEra]

Miguel Joto

[Xyei]

I think the some of funniest ones are...

BoreHard Slopkins
****ali Quitchko
Joe Crapslappy
Fraud Gayweather
Lummux ***us
Nicky Fatton.

[Pico Hollywood]

I think the some of funniest ones are...

BoreHard Slopkins
****ali Quitchko
Joe Crapslappy
Fraud Gayweather
Lummux ***us
Nicky Fatton.

[Hitman932]

David "I'm a f@g" Haye

Pauli "Dress, Act and Crack like a F@g" Maliggnaggi

Oscar De La "Suck Another Man's ****" a Hoya

Jeff "Please Beat The Living **** Out Of Me" Lacy

[sugarshanenas]

Fullofcum29

[Xyei]

David "I'm a f@g" Haye

Pauli "Dress, Act and Crack like a F@g" Maliggnaggi

Oscar De La "Suck Another Man's ****" a Hoya

Jeff "Please Beat The Living **** Out Of Me" Lacy

You got me with that one!

[Dirt E Gomez]

You didn't even get Tito's right. Tito's is by far the best when it's known as: Cheato Triniwraps.

Easily the best. No competition.

[Caxcan]

"the foul pole" golata

[Fulcrum29]

Miguel Joto

What does that mean ?